Amie Melton

Raising my kids to need the least amount of counseling possible.

[Amie Melton @gogreenamie]

I'd like to personally and publicly thank @BenAffleck for helping put #TheTenderBar into the world as it stands alone as well as making up for the garbage you and Matt Damon made in #TheLastDuel

[Amie Melton @gogreenamie]

@DietDoctor1 I need to rediscover keto. My pants are begging me to 🙄 On a brighter note, my brother, who always struggled with his weight, has lost over 70lbs & feels amazing. AND he did it cause it worked for us BECAUSE we learned about it from u. So, thank u for helping him. #lifechanging

[Amie Melton @gogreenamie]

@jmelton42 Goooooooo Meeeeaaaan Greeeeen!!!

[Amie Melton @gogreenamie]

This ridiculousness immediately made me think of @joerogan podcast #JRE #JoeRogan and the lunacy he often mentions. WTF?! #speciesism

[Amie Melton @gogreenamie]

As a #BigLebowski fan, I shared the movie experience with my son tonight. @PamdaTX and I are super fans of @danbharris @10percent. Pam shows me "The Dude and the Zen Master". 🤯 #thedudeabides

[Amie Melton @gogreenamie]

@realDonaldTrump thank you for honoring @GeorgeHWBush by putting flags half mast for 30 days. What an epic existence that man lived. I can only hope to give a portion of what he did.

[Amie Melton @gogreenamie]

@TheOriginalAbi @TheMinimalists I can't bowl without beer.

[Gad Saad @GadSaad]

I use the word "retard" in making fun of an utter idiot. I'm banned from Twitter for several hours (to teach me a lesson about inclusive language). But this tweet from Sinead O'Connor who has converted to Islam is perfectly acceptable. Any comments @jack?

[Amie Melton @gogreenamie]

@jmelton42 It's good but not what this kid is hyping it up to be.

[Amie Melton @gogreenamie]

@josh_furlong @Utah_Football Cancel the vacation plans.

[Amie Melton @gogreenamie]

@dentonyouthbbal been trying to cancel a registration. Left voice mails and emails. No one is responding. Please help.

[Amie Melton @gogreenamie]

@gregaltuna The pretty faced false promises of free shit has already been done. Yet people are still buying his pitch. Fool me once shame on you...

[Amie Melton @gogreenamie]

@jmelton42

[Rebekah Allen @rebekahallen]

https://t.co/BC1d7X3sNf told Texans they could register to vote online, but the SOS office says the signatures aren't valid. Some 2,000 new voter registrations aren't valid. Texas doesn't allow online voter registration. via @James_Barragan https://t.co/Vi5bFKGfUM

[Amie Melton @gogreenamie]

@RockwellTime @johnnyriche where are the feminine Coliseum colors? Shopping for @KateRTot08 Christmas present. @jmelton42 was in the store yesterday looking even. #help

[Amie Melton @gogreenamie]

@sonicdrivein the only time, consistently, my credit card is flagged for fraud is when I use it at your drive-ins.

[Amie Melton @gogreenamie]

@joerogan No duh

[Amie Melton @gogreenamie]

@jmelton42

[BillFarr @BillyFarr]

See how the items in your home can emit radiation and how to protect yourself -

Watch the full video
https://t.co/48qzFizmue

[Amie Melton @gogreenamie]

@jmelton42 It may work in the short term. Maybe. But it doesn't get results that are sustainable.

[Amie Melton @gogreenamie]

@jmelton42 I know some middle school coaches who could watch this. Shaming isn't acceptable.