Gordon Rowan🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🎸🇪🇺🏌️

Ayrshire born and bred, ex caddie, amateur musician and lingerie specialist (it’s my job, honest). Check out my Soundcloud page if you feel like it.

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The Siren by the brilliant @Lenniesaurus is so good that I had to try and put some music to it.
If you don’t listen to the song, at least check out her video reciting the poem.

https://t.co/uYgtgD868M

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@MMcEwanGolf Very disappointing and, I think, a short-sighted decision. I subscribed to Bunkered because of the podcast. I go online to Bunkered because of the podcast. That’s where the visibility comes from and I hope this doesn’t affect distribution.

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@TheOpen missed opportunity to announce « On the tee from Southport…Tommy Fleetwood »

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@FIDelBoy7 @Mike_kim714 I want to see the Southport and Scotland graphs.

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@LPGA It’s a well known fact that golf balls do not follow the natural laws of physics.

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@footyheritage The Irish would like a word

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@MMcEwanGolf Sorry I know it’s the World Cup but more importantly it’s the US Open.
It’s Moving Day … but is it really? Is it not just Don’t Fuck Up And Give Yourself A Chance Day? Surely moving day is Sunday. That’s when the score really counts.

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@MrAndrewCotter pronunciation point for this weeks TCF
It’s St oMER (stresser on the “mer”).
The LETAS still play there. I went to follow the player I used to caddie and ended up caddying in the rain. Nightmare course to walk !

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@MMcEwanGolf What does the US Open do now? They won’t accept bring the second hardest Major

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@KVanValkenburg @fried_egg_golf Aaron Rai has been up to 15th in the World. I agree he is not one of the “big guns” but he’s hardly a “normal” guy.
It maybe wasn’t a great Major but it was interesting to watch players having to play complete golf instead of just hitting it as far as possible.

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@LouStagner @MMcEwanGolf @bunkeredgolf @lauradaviesgolf is probably the fastest player out there (and one of the best people to have in your group). I would have thought someone who is a “golf stat pro” would know that.

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@deaconbluemusic Happy birthday Lorraine from another displaced Cumnockian.

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@mrewanmurray @MMcEwanGolf C.f. Speith’s answer. He doesn’t have much to say either but can articulate it politely.

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@CoraCHarrington I’m not big and not tough so I did this in a queue. Moved to stand between a man and a young girl he was hassling. It’s the only thing I’m brave enough to do. It works really well.

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@deaconbluemusic Any plans for a vinyl release? It’s the only one missing in my collection.
Oh… and Homesick is my favourite track

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@zarahome @MMcEwanGolf have you see this one? Surely this is the worst ever advert for anything to do with golf. I’m not even getting into the point that according to Zara women don’t play golf.
(yes you can use the “surely” joke if you must)

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@CMatthews9463 @SkyNews I’m not so sure. Automated voice translations often get things wrong.

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@CMatthews9463 @SkyNews No they don’t. It’s all AI.
News reporting is just awful everywhere now

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@NUCLRGOLF

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@MMcEwanGolf @thebunkeredpod
A question for pod.
Is Rickie Fowler’s career the most disappointing in golf. After all the expectation, he’s only won 6 on the PGA and 2 on the European tour. Surely a lot more was expected (even if his bank balance is better than mine )

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@MMcEwanGolf watching the Masters, I’ve just realised that Tiger can never be a Masters Legend.
Nobody is going shout “Fore! Now driving “ at him.