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at least I own up to my bullshit

[kay @goingoingonebb]

Really feeling like a helicopter parent since I bought an AirTag for my dog’s collar. You bet your ass I’m going to be watching what the fluff she’s doing while I’m not with her

[kay @goingoingonebb]

I just admitted to my roommate that I sing “Because I Got High” to her dog as a lullaby when she’s gone…

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

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[ya girl a$$la @KojderAlyssa]

we have a couple friends who were involved in a serious car accident with rough injuries, they’ll be out of work recovering for a while and need our help, please consider donating and/or sharing!! 💖
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[kay @goingoingonebb]

I could not find my glasses this morning…so I ended up crawling on the floor like Velma to find my lighter

[kay @goingoingonebb]

Blunts and Chinese food on a rainy day with bestie is the best hangover cure

[kay @goingoingonebb]

@KojderAlyssa I don’t honestly know how it does lmaoooo

[kay @goingoingonebb]

3 drinks that will make me love you forever if you bring me:
1. Diet Coke
2. Monster
3. Tequila

[kay @goingoingonebb]

Lost lands…that’s all….just Lost Lands…like thank you b*tch

[ya girl a$$la @KojderAlyssa]

we are home 🥹

[kay @goingoingonebb]

That post bender clarity really hits

[kay @goingoingonebb]

@KojderAlyssa Bitch never doubt me

[kay @goingoingonebb]

her: hey do you have a scale?
me: yeah it’s in my desk
her: …I meant the scale to weight myself
me: ….oh

[kay @goingoingonebb]

Not @KojderAlyssa rolling around with the tajin in her purse 💀🖤

[🖤 @theabitate]

If anyone buys extra tickets to the indianapolis @taylorswift13 concert! I'd love to buy them and take my baby swifite... please 🥹🥹🥹

[kay @goingoingonebb]

@KojderAlyssa Always here for a fit check mommy

[kay @goingoingonebb]

spit tequila in my mouth so I know it’s real

[kay @goingoingonebb]

It’s always the people closest to you that talk the most shit about you

[kay @goingoingonebb]

@estonlawler Except for the Hulu promotion the whole time

[kay @goingoingonebb]

Futurama just dropped their new episode on Hulu and I could cry of happiness