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[Marie Isabella @MarieIsabellaB]

Wait for it🤣🤣💀

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When I'm planning to wash the dishes, but someone ruins it by telling me to wash them

[𝓛𝓾𝓬𝓲𝓮𝓷 @LastR0nin]

Uber driver seen me tryna Shazam the song and turned off the radio….

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

Me: "I should have about $200 left"

Bank balance: *$4.43*

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

John Carpenter's 'The Thing' released 44 years ago today

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Charlotte Hornets are trading star guard LaMelo Ball and Josh Green to the Minnesota Timberwolves for Naz Reid, a 2033 unprotected first-round pick, three first-round pick swaps (2028, 2029, 2030) and three second-round picks (2029, 2032, 2033), sources tell ESPN.

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

“You Dustin Poirier?”

“Man fuck you”

The cop realizing he might have to scrap with Dustin fuckin Poirier:

[JegssArt @JegssArt]

Worst job ever (3/3)

[Show Me the Money Podcast @showmethepod]

Waiter: you wanna box for your left overs?

Me:

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of the McChicken

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

the way the parents are mogging with that eyeliner lipstick and pose while their chopped baby is just there is killing me

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of the Grimace shake