Haaland

Captain Norway

[Haaland @goingviking_]

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Erling Haaland
Manchester City FC
#9
Striker

[Haaland @goingviking_]

@barbiercse_ That second glass of wine might’ve been a bad idea😂

[Haaland @goingviking_]

@M00NF4LLS What in the fuck?😭

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@lacedeternity Whoa whoa no need to threaten me

[Haaland @goingviking_]

@dollpearls Duhhhh

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@barbiercse_ “Will she scratch his head?”

[Haaland @goingviking_]

@barbiercse_ “Right on the crown”

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@barbiercse_ “I see the most perfect place to lay my head”

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@badwitchaIert Email and MySpace messages have been sent

[Haaland @goingviking_]

Who little old me?

[𝐚𝐦𝐞́𝐥𝐢𝐞 @badwitchaIert]

@goingviking_ pleaseeeee, you’re built like a norse mythology final boss. be serious

[Haaland @goingviking_]

@madridsmaestro I can live with that…

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@madridsmaestro you’ve fallen to number 3?

[𝐚𝐦𝐞́𝐥𝐢𝐞 @badwitchaIert]

officially a better football player than jude bellingham.

[Haaland @goingviking_]

@madridsmaestro Well Amélie clearly. And, y’know, me. Then there’s the argument for Messi of course

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@badwitchaIert Is that you observing or asking for it to happen?

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@barbiercse_ That’s certainly part of it…

[Haaland @goingviking_]

@badwitchaIert What better way to flirt?

[Haaland @goingviking_]

@badwitchaIert Says Aphrodite herself

[Haaland @goingviking_]

Do indeed need that

[Chris @citehchris]

dudes will be like i needed this and it’s just their sports team winning and someone who loves em unconditionally

[Haaland @goingviking_]

@badwitchaIert My abs are nowhere near as nice as yours

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@velvetspin That one can’t possibly be worse right?