Goitze

In N' Out
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[gabz🐣 @homegallll]

“Let’s cancel, my baby mama is bringing the child”

[THE BOOK CLUB. @novl___]

You’re the only guy I talk to.

[call me merch🇿🇦 @The_Merchant13]

Posts you on her status*
Quickly deletes *
Posts again*

[• @k1llogs]

“We thought you knew”

[💋🎱✨️ @lelethubb]

“even yesterday they were together”

[BO4T. @boatsrevenge]

My boys crush is tweeting about big dicks hurting💔😭

[Hlahlandlela 🇿🇦 @MzoliThaHomie1]

“I prefer being friends with guys because they don’t have drama like women”

[Malope 🪪 @MasemolaRH]

Betway:
“🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍎”

[wILLard @willardthegoat]

“sent 2h ago”
status update: 2m

[ChiefHerbalist @HerbalistChief]

Rules for 2026:

🌿Stay private.
🌿Work Hard.
🌿Smell nice.
🌿Dress well.
🌿Eat healthy.
🌿Talk less.
🌿Be kind.
🌿Love God
🌿Stay humble.
🌿Avoid drama.
🌿Mind your business.

Repeat 🔁

[First Doctor @FirstDoctor]

In 2026,

- Listen
- Talk less
- Have sex
- Eat clean
- Fast often
- Walk more
- Drink water
- Lift weights
- Sleep earlier
- Wake up 5 AM
- Love your family
- Spend more time alone
- Avoid negative thoughts

You are 100% your own responsibility!

[Goitze @goitzeone_]

@AlsonManyama Thank you brohh

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

JUST IN: 🇷🇺 Russia officially announces cancer vaccine is ready for clinical use, rolled out to patients for free.

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

DO NOT FORGET GOD WHEN YOU GET WHAT YOU PRAYED FOR!!!

[⁻ @coldvinga]

Can u imagine the shame of her parents to find out shes dating a Spurs player

[Newzroom Afrika @Newzroom405]

[BREAKING NEWS] Former SA deputy president David Mabuza passes away.

#Newzroom405

[𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫 @abazwhyllzz]

Me watching the visitor trying to change the DSTV from channel 100

[melanin on 𝕏 parody account @melaninpalace]

football is life ⚽️

[Moshe @Moshe_Meso]

Club owner watching you buy 4 bottles of Hennessy that he manufactured himself

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

There are 2 types of marriages.

- No vacations - 100 vacations
- Cheat - doesn’t cheat
- 23 years - 38 years
- 5 children - N/A