Goji

evil lightskin nigga

[jim −☆ @zimzalajim]

almost cried at work today and then i randomly remembered this tweet and i burst out laughing

[gaut @0xgaut]

best seat in the house

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Saw a man's penis at the urinal. @AMCTheatres

[Nebula. @blaculascream]

These the people we arguing with 😭

[eve @csiirac]

hello, i have awful team building skills and i'm a meek and timid 𝖿а𝗀𝗀о𝗍. please hire me. i have nothing and i'm nothing

[Arthu VAI VER A LAUFEY @typicalaufey]

isso eh intankavel

[🌸Ember🌸 @Ember_arab]

Why is this so accurate

[Hood Nigga Rainbow Dash 🇧🇷 @youtuberyaoi]

I FOUND IT OH MY GOD

[nat ☆ @natsinctrl]

bank account just hit 4 digits for the first time since middle school

[TS @tails_spin]

"See the light as it shines on the sea? It's blinding!"

OG: Camera pans to reveal the blinding light shining on the sea

REMAKE: 90% of the sea is obstructed by an orbit shot of the mountain

[henry @henry5839201746]

how did humans even discover sex

[Adam @adambastille]

"breakfast" restaurants that aren't open before 9

[aurora ⚸ | seeing tori 8/28 @lynchianbush]

it’s fine i just wasn’t expecting her to be australian

[Minnie @saintdutchess]

For reference: Sweden Gate.

[Christopher ⁉️ @ScaryMnstrz]

THIS NIGGA SHIT HIMSELF LMAOOOOO

[@SweetDee🪲❦ @user005341]

اللي كل حسابهم ريبوست بعد الابديت

[🩵ⓒⓞⓢⓜⓘⓒ🤍 @solarastar]

us chronic retweeters have suffered a tremendous loss

[Wren | WrensWorldVT @WrensWorldVT]

Very normal Friday on Genshin Impact Reddit

[Rory McEvoy @rorymcevoy]

Overheard in a pub in Dublin.

“It’s just as well mammy passed away in April, she’d be killed with this heat”