Johanna Golden

Marketing @chirpbooks. Writing @umassboston. Reading @bed.

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@TarunAmasa @OpenAI exciting! would love to try it

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Deluxe is too generous a word for lettuce and tomato

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cinnamon was *this* close to being a homonym for synonym.

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whoever missed the opportunity to make the word palindrome a palindrome should be let go.

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tell me your password and I’ll tell you what you love.

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Are crescent rolls croissants?

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anyone else still grieving mcdonalds chicken selects?

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important new study results: suspiciously high overlap between fig newton fans and grape nut fans

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sometimes I think I’ve reached inner calm and then I remember we use fahrenheit

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am I contrarian or do I just have bad taste?

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It’s impossible for me to know if I like carrot cake or I just like cream cheese frosting.

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I don’t know who I’m more skeptical of, the people who make the rules or the people who keep the rules

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what’s one thing AI couldn’t come up with? real eyes realize real lies

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is there anything more powerful than being 12 and learning the word hypocrite?

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Baby carrots slap. Baby gem lettuce too. Here here for baby vegetables!

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If you haven’t listened to Ja Rule in a while, do yourself a favor and put on Put it On Me.

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I don’t understand why everything that’s vanilla isn’t vanilla bean

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in hindsight, are there any cool kids? #foodforthought

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@goldensthoughts 🙌🏼

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do whales drink water? #fishfoodforthought