vic

i can be trusted operating heavy machinery

[Kafka, Esq. 🧌 @metalgearobama]

You need to be smoking weed and reading wikipedia articles for at least 2 hours 3 days a week. Neuroplasticity and so on

[vic @goldblumed]

saw license plate GAGASTAN while driving and read it as a country rather than a celebrity enthusiast

[vic @goldblumed]

gongcha barista tryna fuuck me

[nani @pesutara]

Its gonna be 70 degrees on Christmas because you guys were having esex with ai spencer reid

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

fixing the suicide machine by adding a clause that says its actually against the rules to kill yourself when it tells you to

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

sense of urgency gap relationship

[onion person @CantEverDie]

learning a lot about relationships on tiktok

[🍎⋆˚꩜｡ ๑ï @Spadiddle]

I think about this post a lot

[ariana grindcore @jackiecore666]

i like to smoke weed until im scared and then listen to straight edge metalcore. it feels like they're yelling at me

[hil @plume__]

if you live somewhere where you regularly see lizards, that’s a form of privilege. and likewise if you live somewhere with no lizards, you’re basically oppressed

[vic @goldblumed]

@SantiagoMorrice prof gave my class an AI generated case study and asked us to come up with a diagnosis when the diagnosis was literally listed at the top of the page 🙏 critical thinking must be the next labubu

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“Ice cream season is almost over” Well actually real ice cream eaters know that cool weather brings with it freedom from fast-melting cones & the pleasure of sweet cold ice cream in a car with the heat cranked up

[jimothy burglary @JimothyBurg1ary]

IVE SEEN FOOTAGE, I STAY NOIDED

IVE SEEN FOOTAGE, I STAY NOIDED

IVE SEEN FOOTAGE, I STAY NOIDED

IVE SEEN FOOTAGE, I STAY NOIDED

[trevy @chillextremist]

Jane Goodall dapping up harambe in heaven and calling him twin right now

[heavyfortress @heavyfortress]

TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYBODY!!!!