Gabby Goldblurt

Mother of 3 girls and 2 cats. Sports correspondent. Former #BBC employee. Be the light within your heart.

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@JacobsBen A virtue signalling Jew

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@SahasLeftBoot @nocontextEFC It’s parody. 😊

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Florian Wirtz is the German Jesper Lindstrom.

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@fuckpilgeous Shut up terrorist

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The most expensive goalkeeper

The most expensive defender

The most expensive midfielders

The most expensive striker

And still need brown envelopes to beat the likes of Burnley.

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@fuckpilgeous I ran the entire department you deluded spesh.

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@kimz_kk @RuheDanny25580 4 in a row

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@averagef1fan_ @RuheDanny25580 Nibble

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@RuheDanny25580 I support Man City ☺️

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@WillieMiller60

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@danlang2095 Facts are less important than feelings in 2025. 😀

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@boxcrashers 🥇

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@abdoudoucoure16 Hamas flag 😔

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@The1878s Must have missed us signing a Hamas footballer, must have a good rocket of a shot

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In all seriousness delighted Jarrad is staying, the one player we should have been doing everything to keep. Pleased we have fought off the smelly mancs.

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When Jarrad Branthwaite eventually leaves Everton it will be to Real Madrid who will pay a fair price, not to some small irrelevant club in Manchester.

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@IanG1878 @johnocallagha11 I’m on a wind up Ian, but it’s well documented Carlo Ancelotti rates him.

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@GOATMERCHANT4 On strings 🧵🎻