Dav!d

Such as leo, ex-drunk, runner, sailor, business class, jack of some trades.. Not nearly as funny as I think I am. He/Him/They/Them/Anything but late for dinner

[Dav!d @golddaveberg]

@JesseBWatters I hope that @FoxNews has their way with you

[Dav!d @golddaveberg]

Really hope that @FoxNews has their way with @JesseBWatters (not in a sexual way)

[Dav!d @golddaveberg]

@laws_respecter I'm so sorry

[Dav!d @golddaveberg]

....we would have two nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it's happened twice

[Dav!d @golddaveberg]

This is my second rodeo

[Dav!d @golddaveberg]

Does Spotify have incognito mode? I played NSYNC (its gonna be may) yesterday and now my algorithm is all messed up.

[Dav!d @golddaveberg]

@laws_respecter They keep emailing me to do cyber security training but I mark it as a phishing attempt and move on with my day. I'm not supposed to click suspicious links.

[Dav!d @golddaveberg]

I want to go back to 1 factor auth, but it to be the other factor. Put in the user name and fingerprint on phone.

[Dav!d @golddaveberg]

@DuClawBrewing should be safe to drink, right? Found in the back of the fridge.

[Basilisk @BasiliskRl]

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[Dav!d @golddaveberg]

@BasiliskRl @cizzorz @Cidafects1 First round win in RLCS!

[Dav!d @golddaveberg]

@BasiliskRl Disney (Orlando)

[Dav!d @golddaveberg]

The party for states rights and independence doesn't seem to be happy that states have rights and independence.

[Dav!d @golddaveberg]

@fakedansavage But if you want space and boundaries because you are starting to forget the bad and don't want to get sucked back in, that's cool too.

[Dav!d @golddaveberg]

Remember to always refer to it as American football this weekend.

[Dav!d @golddaveberg]

Rant: 34 degrees and windy, "feels like" 31 does not freeze water, ergo that's not what 31 feels like that's what 34 and windy feels like. Stop dumbing down the weather I can comprehend more than one variable in my weather report.

[Dav!d @golddaveberg]

The Death Star was flat

[Dav!d @golddaveberg]

One of the hottest things a girl can do is not respond [or get angry] when you text "hey, can't talk"

[Dav!d @golddaveberg]

@SouthwestAir I am SO close to the companion pass, like, under 5000 miles. Is there any way to get any miles before the end of the year? Maybe we can just call it "close enough"????

[Dav!d @golddaveberg]

@jackantonoff If someone with a voice like that, and teeth like that can make it .. anyone can. R I P Shane