David Gold

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[David Gold @goldenguffaw]

My phone treats me like a construction worker #owwwoooga #texttone

[David Gold @goldenguffaw]

i love it when women are as turned on as i am

[David Gold @goldenguffaw]

I'll just be outside making racist comments #yolo

[David Gold @goldenguffaw]

I think I'm gonna start referring to food as #yummnificent

[David Gold @goldenguffaw]

Sleeping at breakfast?!?! #envy #payingcustomer

[David Gold @goldenguffaw]

@JamesCarchietta queer... #jkmetoo

[David Gold @goldenguffaw]

Wholesome white children #thatisall

[David Gold @goldenguffaw]

Too beat to tango = #tbtt

[David Gold @goldenguffaw]

It's like watching my own personal CBGB shut down #goodbyeCshack

[David Gold @goldenguffaw]

i think someone should write a book called: 50 Shades of Dickspit #accuracy

[David Gold @goldenguffaw]

you failed @ManRepeller I am the furthest thing from repelled

[David Gold @goldenguffaw]

Call.it up on the iPods #momspeak

[David Gold @goldenguffaw]

If my breath smelled like mint and tasted like chocolate, would you kiss me? #chocolatemilkandbrushedteeth

[David Gold @goldenguffaw]

Last Night i had a pleasant nightmare

[David Gold @goldenguffaw]

There's always a dude with the last name Rosenthal pulling the strings

[David Gold @goldenguffaw]

Ok... So... I definitely didn't masturbate last night, this much is clear

[David Gold @goldenguffaw]

OH MY GOD! KATRINA! #ineedamaid

[David Gold @goldenguffaw]

I sort of just came to the conclusion that if a brotha can speak spanish, he's a baller

[David Gold @goldenguffaw]

Vaya derecho! #almostthere #summer

[David Gold @goldenguffaw]

@tearawb @OGLampLyfe being a camp counsellor ain't nuttin' but being that responsible camper #droppingknowledge #hiroshima