My parents’ 25th anniversary is coming up in the beginning of March and I want to do something special. @garthbrooks has played an extremely important part in their relationship and our life as a family. My parents first dance at their wedding was the river by @garthbrooks
Me: I finally scheduled to get my wisdom teeth out!
My wisdom teeth: Oh, well in that case, let’s become 10x more painful then we’ve been the past year!