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big ass and a big ego

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I’m so old my hangovers literally last for 3 days

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@ADrunkAmerican I did the same thing! Must be something in the air lol

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I just logged back into this account after 3 years and wow has my life changed

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People don’t realize that depression comes in many shapes and sizes that alter literally every thought in your head

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Or “How do you say you love working out but complain anytime you have to go”

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I love it when people say “I don’t know how you can do that” like it’s my depression lmao not me

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“How do you sleep for 10 hours and you’re still tired” is my absolute fav

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Why am I craving chicken nuggets

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Not to toot my own horn but I’m so good at my job

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Exactly my reaction!!

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He said he loves me 😭😭😭😭

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Yessss people don’t understand the state your body has to be in to produce ketones!!! I’ve tried telling people this so many times.

[kemi @kemimarie]

Y’all. The Keto diet is not good for you. Sure you lose weight, but you’re only consuming bad fats which result in cholesterol issues and heart disease. You can screw up your intestines and lose lots of vitamins/minerals/electrolytes and water that your body needs.

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Woke up nice and early on a beautiful Saturday morning and a Facebook friend decided to be a racist POS. I’ve got time today

["regular police brutality" @sabsavage_]

Me texting my kids once they’re in college and me and my husband finally start our world tour

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Me: “When I get home I’m going to make a nice and healthy meal”
Me: *Gets home and eats cereal*

[belicèna @brownsuga_marie]

The fact that i procrastinate and still get shit done is the reason i can’t stop procrastinating

[Madison Merrill @MiniMerrill]

Every girl needs a chip

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Wow I’m looking cute today

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My dog is sick i just want to stay home and cuddle him ):

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Lol I jinxed myself