Alexis

My mom thinks I'm funny

[Alexis @goldiloxxe]

I need more friends

[Quick Draw McGraw @dannomals]

Marry the girl you think about daily.
Marry the girl who makes momma happy.
Marry the girl who’s always there.
Marry the girl who’s better than the rest.
Marry the girl you’ve always prayed about.

[Alexis @goldiloxxe]

@daxshepard my heart is broken and all I want to do is hide away in the Joel McHale fact check...
But I am beyond thankful for @ArmchairExpPod helping me get through the days!

[Florida Panthers @FlaPanthers]

we've got something for you to "C"

[Alexis @goldiloxxe]

Let's make it 32 boys.

#workemsillygators #GatorNation

[Alexis @goldiloxxe]

Waiting for Panther hockey like ..

@FlaPanthers @trocheck_89 @Barkovsasha95 @Ekblad5FLA

[Alexis @goldiloxxe]

@jvn @tanfrance @antoni @bobbyberk @KaramoBrown

Okay whose specialty is search and rescue?

#QueerEye

[Alexis @goldiloxxe]

Not sure how Faysal has been blindsided 5 times and still cant see the real shady people in that house. Get the only other person who has your back out and see how long you last... #BB20

[Alexis @goldiloxxe]

Hey Angela, here are a few bullet points to cover:

• ur a bitch
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#bb20

[Alexis @goldiloxxe]

dogs are the purest, most innocent things on this earth and hearing stories of evil people abusing them makes my blood boil.

[Alexis @goldiloxxe]

When you find that one thing you never knew you needed. Is this a sign that I need more @cher in my life? I'm definitely taking it as one.

[Alexis @goldiloxxe]

@NHL These jerseys make me wish I was a ducks fan

[Alexis @goldiloxxe]

When my girlfriend asks me, a super lesbian, why all of a sudden I'm low-key obsessed with @ShawnMendes and I have no idea how it happened...

[Alexis @goldiloxxe]

My little brother just told me he picks the little crunchy pieces off of chick-fil-a nuggets because he thinks they're gross and I just don't understand how we're related

[Alexis @goldiloxxe]

In order to improve my motivation and over-all self-worth, I'm gonna start trying to achieve at least one thing everyday, no matter how small. Today's success: wearing all white pants and not ruining them.
#itsthelittlethings

[Alexis @goldiloxxe]

when you want to buy all of the things but have money for none of the things

[Alexis @goldiloxxe]

when my girlfriend asks me to do something but then says nevermind

[Alexis @goldiloxxe]

Thank you @HAIMtheband for making my first trip to Red Rocks unforgettable, you girls killed it 🤘#redrocks #sistersistersister

[Alexis @goldiloxxe]

Hey @VancityReynolds does Deadpool hear laurel or yanny? Either way, I'm more excited to see this movie than I was to graduate middle school, highschool and college. And I'm definitely not being dramatic.
#Deadpool2 #superherolanding