Huzaifa Gillani

Ideal is the prison

[Huzaifa Gillani @goldleafcommune]

https://t.co/gOon2jyQOE

[Huzaifa Gillani @goldleafcommune]

@straycatcrysis isn’t it already established that it’s you

[Huzaifa Gillani @goldleafcommune]

This woman, she made me see the divine light. Luckiest man on planet honestly.

[Huzaifa Gillani @goldleafcommune]

Inki urdu kamzoor tou ye plan bnatay, maheeney lgatay.

[Huzaifa Gillani @goldleafcommune]

@HASHTAGUSAMAA A language that’s popular for analytical philosophy might help you in structuring your expression and reason conveniently.

[Huzaifa Gillani @goldleafcommune]

@Alisafinas1 حال ہی میں آپ جبر کے فوائد بیان کر رہے تھے۔

[Huzaifa Gillani @goldleafcommune]

and whenever I am accused of something I reply with what Jesus said in the gospel of Matthew.

[Huzaifa Gillani @goldleafcommune]

Someone please send me a Trotsky apology form

[Huzaifa Gillani @goldleafcommune]

Trotsky was kinda right about rural peasants…

[Huzaifa Gillani @goldleafcommune]

@WalayatMalik1 The bureaucracy is the last pillar of Pakistani state which hasn’t lost the plot and has a little bit of common sense. Isko bhi khtm kr k anarchy lga dou

[Huzaifa Gillani @goldleafcommune]

I didn’t know being my former rakhail is such a common identity marker these days.

[Huzaifa Gillani @goldleafcommune]

Remember this downtown guy once sent me 40GBs of north k villages ka porn without any pre warning. I’m traumatised to this day.

[Huzaifa Gillani @goldleafcommune]

Offc silly

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Saray mil kr dua kren gey Halloween ki babarkat raat main k ghareeb ka bhala krey khuda taala.

[Huzaifa Gillani @goldleafcommune]

I am willing to pay decent amount of money to taqqi sahab to sell me this verse.

[Huzaifa Gillani @goldleafcommune]

My lawyers are ready, please please do something stupid. Tumhari maa or baap donu aik month main 70 peshiyan bhugtaen gey, I’ll enjoy the day when your family will not be able to afford food.

[Huzaifa Gillani @goldleafcommune]

I know this guy who goes into DMs of women and talk about his personal financial struggles and does a very long self pity randi rona infront of them and then claims to be their “bestie” in other places.

[Huzaifa Gillani @goldleafcommune]

anything you say after this only proves my point that Aj Kal k ghareeb log Boht hi beghairat hogye hain.

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Rembrandt

[Huzaifa Gillani @goldleafcommune]

I wanna hold a discussion about being and self with you but with an assumption that myself Huzaifa Gillani > yourself.

[Huzaifa Gillani @goldleafcommune]

اللّٰہ خوش رکھے شہنشاہ چارلس ثالث کو جن کے دورِ حکومت میں، میں تم سب کی ماں بہن ایک کرسکتا ہوں اور کوئی بھی مولوی میرا کچھ نہیں اکھاڑ سکتا۔