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[່ @hallucinaetions]

whole house spanish🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

pretending i don’t care about the world cup final so that spain wins

[•ultra glitch• @highsieze6]

sorry i didnt hear you i was thinking of something weird

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

giving myself the night off and doing nothing for once. I do nothing every night but this time I’m not going to feel bad about it

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

and if you see me celebrating the fourth of july it’s because I want a hot dog not because I support the government

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i'd say i am pretty chill as long as i don't get irritated in any form whatsoever

[Witch @witchwounds]

i be profen

[36 Year Old With Pacifier @tom_on_here]

If the cat in the hat tried any of that bullshit in my house, I’d shoot him dead

[໊ @wynavira]

i always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

I’m anti-cruise ships in general, but the last time I was on one for a family vacation, I found one of those soft serve machines out in the open on deck. I was just crushing those cones while staring out at the open ocean and it may be one of the few times I’ve known peace

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

if i worked all day and came home and saw a grown ass man waiting for me to cook him something I would literally beat him.

[IG: @MACEOMULAN @maceomulan]

hot yesterday, tornado last night, cold today, pollen everywhere, & gas $3000

[Willie @Willie600640663]

Coming to terms with the fact that it’s time to shower

[Alexa ♡ @malleuses]

Gestures to make you more elegant and feminine

[small waist, pretty face 🫦 @oddettem]

Dear ladies never forget that: The same world that shames me for being a single mother also shames you for not being a mother and shames another woman for having too many children..lt shames one woman for having a child at the age of 19 because she's too young but also shames another for having at 36 because she's too old..lt shames a woman who marries young as well as the one who marries old..It shames women who don't have beautiful bodies and shames those who go under the knife to get the bodies. This world shames all women, not a single one of us is spared, not a single one. So love and make yourselves happy.

[🦢 @meishato]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

How can I trick my addictive personality to become addicted to working out instead of coke and alcohol

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

sense of urgency gap relationship