Maison Magellan

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[Maison Magellan @goldpressures]

@livoswriting Spot on

[Maison Magellan @goldpressures]

@emaillmage MFUQ

[wretched worm @wretched_worm]

if you ever run for any form of public transport you have lost all self respect and dignity. you will accept anything at that point.. and thats how they get you.

[SPARTAN⚡️🧬 @spartans33d]

You do not need external validation.

Detach from any form of neediness.

Start moving on your authority, don’t be looking for other people’s opinions on your life.

Disconnect from your old ways. Don’t question yourself.

Do hard things, suffer for things you want to achieve.

[XanMan @XanMan____]

soy IPA types just want everyone else to be goofy & self-deprecating like them

how bout you lose another 20 lb dawg

[Yeerk.P 🦆 @PYeerk]

explicit hostility is superior to passive aggression

[Maison Magellan @goldpressures]

The masculine urge to hold off a pursuing force while your loved ones escape.

[brute de force @brutedeforce]

Dumb + overwhelming action is the future

The world has entered the stage of too much knowledge. Knowledge Isnt power anymore.

Dumb products, dumb ideas, they’re all winning.

All that matters now is overwhelming jolting action. Which creates its own intelligence

[Jack Krucial @JackKrucial]

Doesn’t actually surprise me that Australia is in the position it is in now.

Passing out in your own vomit is considered god tier

Being shit at your job and what you do for a living is ‘cool’.

Having no pride in how well you are kept, shit tattoos, mullets.

‘Culture’.

[Lord Miles @Lordmiles]

I’m definitely no liberal but what do conservatives actually conserve? You’re just liberals from 5 years ago. Conservatives compromise and meet in the middle until they get more left and left. “Return to tradition” in 20 years will be the most degenerate liberal stuff today.

[Maison Magellan @goldpressures]

@ArcadianRythms All the best and God bless

[michael @paik_michael]

if you say "happy holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas"

you're sincerely and genuinely ngmi

[The Great British Bloke @BangersOnToast]

Holy shit

Paying for a pain au chocolate in my regular cafe this morning

The dadbod guy next to me was wearing a mask below his nose

So, being completely maskless, I said: “Excuse me sir, the mask is supposed to go OVER your nose”

AND HE DID IT

WITHOUT COMPLAINT

fkn f4g

[Maison Magellan @goldpressures]

@regimentle Couple jokers in the replies already took my comment...

[. @mercurophile]

Conspiracy Theorists are undefeated

Every other side of Twitter is irrelevant

Calcified berry pickers

[MascMillennial @MascMillennial]

The bar is so low that simply doing what you say you will do makes you an outlier.

[F I T Z @LogFitz6]

the only way to stay sane as we head into ‘22 is to lose your mind, go crazy, realize none of it matters, become a primal body of instinct, just let hella shit rip because you embraced the psychotic nature of raw passion. u being normal and tame is what’s stopping you.