Quotes From British Military Annual Personnel Reports.
1. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
2. I would not breed from this Officer.
3. This man is depriving a village somewhere of its idiot.
4. This officer can be likened to a small puppy - he runs around excitedly, leaving little messes for other people to clean up.
5. This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, more of a definitely won't-be.
6. When she opens her mouth, it seems only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
7. Couldn't organise 50% leave in a 2 man submarine.
8. He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.
9. He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.
10. Technically sound, but socially impossible.
11. The occasional flashes of adequacy are marred by an attitude of apathy and indifference.
12. When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny; since then he has aged considerably.
13. This Medical Officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.
14. This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope, always spinning around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.
15. Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig.
16. She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
17. He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.
18. This Officer should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.
19. In my opinion this pilot should not be authorised to fly below 250 feet.
20. The only ship I would recommend for this man is citizenship.
21. Couldn't organise a woodpecker's picnic in Sherwood Forest.
22. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
23. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
24. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
25. Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
26. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
27. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
28. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
29. It's hard to believe that he beat 1,000,000 other sperm.
30. A room temperature IQ.
31. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.
32. A gross ignoramus, 143 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
33. He has a photographic memory but has the lens cover glued on.
34. He has been working with glue too long.
35. When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.
36. This man hasn't got enough grey matter to sole the flip-flop of a one legged budgie.
37. If two people are talking, and one looks bored, he's the other one.
38. One-celled organisms would out score him in an IQ test.
39. He donated his body to science before he was done using it.
40. Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
41. He's so dense, light bends around him.
42. If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
43. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.
44. Takes him 1.1/2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
45. Wheel is turning, but the hamster is long gone.
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Let's have a look at the Prime Ministers who left number 10 early over the last 10 years.
๐David Cameron left because he didn't want to implement what the nation had just decided, despite promising he would.
๐คฅTeresa May left because she pretended she was going to implement what the nation decided in 2016, did her best not to, but got found out.
๐ชBoris Johnson was kicked out because the Establishment feared he was going to implement what the nation decided in 2016, and had their man in No. 11 stab him in the back.
๐ทLiz Truss was kicked out because the Establishment didn't want her, and she was trying to implement economic policies the Establishment didn't want.
โฐ๏ธRishi Sunak went to the country early because there was a danger Reform would win a later election and implement what the nation had decided in 2016 but the Establishment didn't want.
โ๏ธKeir Starmer is about to be kicked out because he was defeated by the party still trying to inplement what the nation decided in 2016.
I'm sure there is a lesson in there somewhere, for the next Prime Minister, if they want last longer than the last six.
@BBCPolitics In my life, I โฆ
โข am aware if friends have convictions
โข hear rumours that I check the veracity of
โข have people who warn of unhealthy relationships
โข am responsible for exercising good moral judgement
But if you're rich and well connected in the establishmentโฆ
Every week I read posts of Facebook about how great things were in the 60s and 70s. Here's what income tax rates were in 1972: when tax was cut to 20% we weren't facing a mental health crisis, a SEND crisis and Russian aggression... tax will have to rise and Reeves did the minimum today
Juries have been the last line of defence against the authoritarian cancel mob.
When our members have found themselves charged with criminal offences for speaking out, juries have reliably said no dice to overzealous prosecutors. This has infuriated the CPS and the activists who make malicious complaints.
One was Jamie Michael, a decorated Royal Marines veteran, who was charged with inciting racial hatred after a Labour staffer reported him to the police for a video he posted on Facebook. Jamie spent 20 days in prison on remand. A jury took just 17 minutes to clear him. The local Labour Party were said to be furious.
Now David Lammy wants to scrap juries and give judges โ who are required to follow DEI policies โ the sole power to convict and jail Brits for up to 5 years for online posts.
This move is about power, not saving costs. Nothing in our present national situation warrants abandoning an 800-year-old right: that in a court of law, your peers decide if you're guilty, not the state.
We will fight any such proposal with everything weโve got.
Read more below ๐
Thanks and congrats to everyone for the incredibly valuable conversations at todayโs Trust In News conference. Trust is earned and we will earn it through greater transparency in our journalism. Iโm so proud of the work we are doing at the BBC on this!
Knowing what I know about Government IT, it is highly unlikely that this terrible, authoritarian scheme will be implemented by 2029.
By then, Starmer will have been kicked out of office, and it can be junked.
https://t.co/Y94nM8WZ8w
Digital ID for every adult is not progress. It is the end of a free society dressed up as convenience.
I am a cyber security specialist. This is my take.
They are selling it as a fix for illegal migration. That is bollocks.
We spend hundreds of billions a year on cyber security and yet the volume of breaches is breaking records. The threat is growing faster than the spend.
Digital ID will not stop boats. It will not stop trafficking gangs. It will not fix a broken border.
โจCriminals will work around it.
Honest citizens will pay the price.
It builds giant data banks that track where you go, what you buy, what you read and who you speak to.
โจIt links your identity to every checkpoint in daily life.
โจOne breach and your life is exposed.
Look at Jaguar Land Rover and the airports in recent weeks. Now imagine that at national scale on an ID system tied to everything you need to live your daily life.
Here is the risk that ministers will not admit.
โจRansomware seeded through a supplier or an insider:
โจIt lies quiet for months.โจIt rolls through the backups.โจOn trigger day the register and the recovery sets are both encrypted.
โจPayments fail. Health and benefits stall. Borders slow. Citizens are frozen out until a ransom is paid or the state rebuilds from scratch.
โจCentralise identity and you centralise failure.
Do not fall for the pitch.
Function creep is certain.โจIt starts as login.
โจIt becomes access to money, travel, speech and public services.
โจIt turns rights into permissions controlled by the state and its contractors.
โจIt creates a single point of failure for criminals, insiders and hostile states to target.
โจIt will punish the elderly, the poor and anyone who is not always online.
โจIt will centralise risk and outsource blame.
โจIt will not stop fraud.
โจIt will not stop illegal migration.
โจIt will build the machinery for a social credit system by stealth.
If ministers cared about the border, they would enforce current laws, resource patrols and processing, close loopholes and remove those with no right to stay.
โจYou do not need a national ID to do any of that.
We scrapped ID cards in 2010 for a reason.
โจBritain does not need a central register to prove age or status.
โจYes to privacy first proofs. No to a database state.
Real patriots build their communities up; they don't pull them apart.
You can't claim to love our country and then go out and talk it down.
In every town and city, there are people helping their neighbours and making things better โ I'm on their side.
This is the fairest assessment of the Unite the Kingdom rally.
Sir Trevor Phillips went and saw normal, decent folk, a diverse crowd and hymns being sung. Those tarring it as โfar-rightโ are projecting their own bigotry.
If Keir Starmer had said before the election that he would remove the winter fuel allowance from millions of pensioners, hammer the disabled with welfare cuts, add inheritance tax to family farms and family businesses causing thousands of them to close, his deputy prime minister dodging ยฃ40,000 in tax, council tax & energy price increases, raise university tuition fees, plaster mass-scale solar panels on thousands of acres of prime farmland despite huge local community objections, hand over sovereignty of the Chagos Islands to Mauritius at a cost of ยฃ35bn, spaff ยฃ30bn of taxpayersโ money on carbon capture machines, give ยฃ3bn a year of taxpayersโ money to Ukraine, betray WASPI women, hang out with BlackRock, 50,000 small boat crossings in one year, create a new ยฃ50bn economic black hole, increase the overall tax burden to record levels, destroy business growth with national insurance rises resulting in over 200,000 job losses, get exposed for receiving over ยฃ100,000 worth of freebies - he almost certainly wouldnโt have won. He duped the electorate. An utterly shameless display of snake oil political salesmanship. And still he lectures all of us in that gratingly sanctimonious manner of his like we are all somehow the problem here.