Tell me why everytime i’m out and about and i feel a good ole mud monster slipping out, when i get home and untie my shoes one of them always unties into a not and i end up untying my shoe for 10 minutes and almost soil myself? #relatable@dalewilson412@timthefeeler
-Stan
day 2 of being in the motel, bad news…. the girlfriend cut things with me.. taking boyfriends applications hmu. “hey siri play marvin’s room” haha lol😂😂 @dalewilson412
-Stan
@dalewilson412@timthefeeler not only was he “good” looking, he looked like he was a “good time” haha lol😂😂 what kind of man am I if i’m not swinging from both sides of the plate. especially if i’ve been striking out on one side😂😂😂
-Stan
just left speedway after getting doritos “dynamita” sticks and a large dr pepper. cashier told me to “have fun” after i said to have a good night. i thought he was flirting with me so i awkwardly left. should i have asked for his number? @timthefeeler@dalewilson412
-Stan
@dalewilson412@timthefeeler@PACMANTER Stan here, @PACMANTER has cost me about 15 assists in 2 games. dudes a total lost cause blowjob. wish we could cut him but not everyone gets what we want. absolute loser and i hope he doesn’t come back.
-Stan
and joey fart hits a bomb😂😂 this team ruined my life. my girlfriend made me leave until i calm down. What. The. Fuck. @timthefeeler@dalewilson412
-Stan