Bill Goldstein

Lawyer turned sports executive turned humorist

[Bill Goldstein @goldsteintweets]

Encounter Groups, Old Cadillacs, Elvis and the Donner Pass https://t.co/pQsRLG4zhu

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Listen to the full episode here: https://t.co/MKt0taFWgp

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Buckle up!

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Warfare of a different kind.

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And we're not talkin' about the Berserkley days here!

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It's going to be a Goat Rodeo.

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It's a mess!

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Are you worried?

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If T was clever he’d tell his base: “If you want me to win, start wearing a mask. I’ll get credit with the undecideds as the only one who could get your cooperation. Do it for me.”

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

My friend and collaborator Rich Chizmar sent me this. Made me think of the foolish people who STILL refuse to wear masks and social distance: deadly children.,

[Bill Goldstein @goldsteintweets]

Call it karma or payback or the inevitability of cavalier behavior. However you explain that Trump getting Covid - and we don’t know yet if he’s asymptomatic - this election could scarcely get more bizarre. An E-ticket ride that continues to surprise at every turn. Hold on tight!

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Both Biden & Chris Wallace were woefully unprepared. Trump’s constant interrupting was entirely predictable. Biden should have been much better trained to contend with it. Wallace, too. In the absence of any parameters, this was a mismatch. Should have been held in an octagon.

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Goddamn that was awful. Where’s Kanye when u need someone to inject a little sanity?

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He’s gonna turn the Oval Office into the Octagon Office.

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Yes, that’s it, this election will be fine if we can just get rid of those damn ballots!

[Bill Goldstein @goldsteintweets]

Did Trump over torque it? Over okay his hand? I think so.

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Yes, that’s it, this election will be fine if we can just get rid of those damn ballots!

[Bill Goldstein @goldsteintweets]

@StephenKing The worst night of Chris Wallace’s professional life. Not able to remotely control Trump. Biden also way overmatched in this no holds barred “debate.” Should have been staged in an octagon.

[Bill Goldstein @goldsteintweets]

The worst night of Chris Wallace’s professional life. Not able to remotely control Trump. Biden also way overmatched in this no holds barred “debate.” Should have been staged in an octagon.

[Bill Goldstein @goldsteintweets]

Looking forward to tonight’s debate. First rate entertainment. You don’t blame clowns for acting like clowns. You blame yourself for enjoying the circus. Mea culpa. Now bring it on. That said, remember, the left wing and the right wing belong to the same bird.

[Bill Goldstein @goldsteintweets]

In 1796, John Adams, a Federalist, defeated Thomas Jefferson, a Republican. Jefferson became VP, as was then the custom. In 1800, Jefferson ran again, and defeated his frenemy Adams. The country experienced its first peaceful transfer of power. Ahh for the good old days.

[Bill Goldstein @goldsteintweets]

IT'S TIMEEEE

@joerogan

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No more vacation, but I can settle for this.

#beachin