El Mustango

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[El Mustango @goldtooth518]

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/JOYXIAeEyf

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[El Mustango @goldtooth518]

@Seiurus @AmOrnith Very well articulated.

[El Mustango @goldtooth518]

If you’re on Bluesky, let’s be friends

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[El Mustango @goldtooth518]

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[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Today is the first day of school for many of the towns surrounding UNC Chapel Hill.
And they are on lockdown.
Kindergartners on their first day of school, huddled and hiding in their classrooms.
Not a drill.
Not an exercise.
An actual lockdown.
Because of a shooting on the college campus nearby.
Because.
Of.
Another.
School.
Shooting.
If we are willing to force our kids to accept that gun violence in school is a reality FROM DAY ONE…
Then we are failing them.
Then we HAVE failed them.
Is that who we want to be?

[El Mustango @goldtooth518]

#savage 🤣🤣🤣

[Stormy Daniels @StormyDaniels]

Mmmkay! And I'm 110lbs and a virgin 😂! I'm not a scale or a doctor but I have spent some time beneath 215lb men and Tiny was not one of them.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Mood.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

🚨🚨MAJOR BREAKING: A Trump employee who monitored security cameras at Mar-a-Lago abruptly retracted his earlier grand jury testimony and implicated Trump and others in obstruction of justice just after switching from an attorney paid for by a Trump political action committee to a lawyer from the federal defender’s office in Washington, prosecutors said in a court filing today.

The aide — described as “Trump Employee 4” in public court filings but identified elsewhere as Yuscil Taveras — held the title of director of information technology at Mar-a-Lago. He initially testified to a grand jury in Washington, D.C., that he was unaware of any effort to erase the videos, but after getting the new attorney “immediately … retracted his prior false testimony” and detailed the alleged effort to tamper with evidence related to the investigation of the handling of classified information stored at Trump’s Florida home, the new submission said.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

In Iran if a 12-year-old girl is raped and impregnated by her father, she must carry the baby to term, or be thrown in prison for life. Wait, sorry, no. That's Mississippi.

[El Mustango @goldtooth518]

@pattonoswalt Their utter lack of anything remotely resembling self awareness is staggering, lolz.

[Adam Frisch - Win The Center/Win Back Rural USA @AdamForColorado]

Here’s an infuriating idea: If Lauren Boebert wins again in 2024, she becomes eligible for a lifetime congressional pension – paid for by you, the taxpayer.

If that doesn’t make you want to give $10 right now to Adam Frisch’s campaign to defeat Boebert, we don’t know what will.

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

nobody:
me to my alien: so this is a crunchwrap supreme

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

The time to stop denying global warming is when even the damn cactuses are like, "Peace out, y'all!"

[El Mustango @goldtooth518]

@jonfavs - am I remember correctly that (within the last few months) you asked one of your guests about KOSA and/or COPPA 2.0? If so, could you tell me which episode? Thanks!

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: Lawyers for Trump have arrived at Jack Smith's offices for a meeting as potential Jan. 6 indictment looms, sources say. https://t.co/PE0pr1G61B

[El Mustango @goldtooth518]

Hey @vurnt22 - what’s the story behind the sped up and slowed down versions of Cult of Personality?

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

They did try that in a small town.

And 376 officers waited 74 minutes to confront 1 guy with an AR-15.