Andy Gardiner

I used to be the best worldwide in my sport. now just older and fatter :) #1 European Player 2012-15 World #3 BKA Golfer, Tv BBC 2's Victorian slum "Rentman".

[Andy Gardiner @golf_andy]

The updated European rankings :-). Up to 3rd again and with the Scottish open in 9 days, a chance to move up maybe https://t.co/vjHudNJgaq

[Andy Gardiner @golf_andy]

Guys, bear with me but…..

Do any of you have an old or disabled relative that is a fan of either Man City or Chelsea and has access to a wheelchair ?

I have a wheelchair space and a helper seat for the fa cup final on Saturday that I can give away.

First come first serve

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@100glitterstars Farmers dog is a great place, unless dehydrated spunktards like you get in there

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@BurgerKingUK Yeah, grab me a maccies please

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@AntiWokeMemes You are a class 1 , gold star Retard. In fact , you put Retarded people to shame with the level of Retard you have attained. Congrats, Retard

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@Heccles94 @RefugeeAction Maybe use it on a hairdresser and lose the man bun. Very 1990s and you look enough of a cunt anyway !

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@aerinbluee Looks like someone snuck a kebab into the sunbed.

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@basilthegreat What the fuck is this ?? There’s funnier bouts of botulism than this silly cunt.
About as funny as suffering from ED at an Orgy.
DEIGONEMAD
#YouNotFunny

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@Heccles94 Man bun cunt

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@EsheruKwaku Yep. You are a cunt :)

Oh.

You meant @RupertLowe10

Nope, I don’t think so

You ?

Oh yeah, you are a cunt most certainly

Happy to clarify.

Cunt

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@Ravious101 A fucking oven and a frying pan looking at that plate

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@narindertweets Watching you eat like an uncivilised savage is still preferable to seeing your rancid minge on display while you milk getting out of a taxi.
#KebabAnyone
#RacebaitingCunt
#StillAMinger
#BestPartOfYouRanDownYourMumsLeg

[Andy Gardiner @golf_andy]

@Golfingbrock Played a Texas scramble today, the most fun and quickest version of golf. Still took 60 mins for the first 3 holes. I would have self harmed but didn’t want to have a 3 stab into play

[Brock 💣 @Golfingbrock]

Decided to play municipal golf this morning instead of my usual Saturday game, and we were the 2nd group to tee off.

Here is an open letter to the group in front of us:

It takes a special kind of talent to tee off first, in carts, on an empty course, and still drag the entire day into a four-hour-and-twenty-minute crawl. Truly—remarkable work. Somewhere, a sloth is tipping its cap.

But the part that really deserves recognition? You didn’t even bother to show up to the tee on time. We were standing there—bags down, ready to go, civilized members of society—while you rolled up late like you were arriving for brunch instead of the first tee time of the day.

And then, instead of, I don’t know… teeing off, you launched into a full pre-round performance art piece: pulling out your orange whip, stretching bands, and a whole collection of training aids like you were filming a commercial for how not to start a round. A full mobile warm-up routine. On the tee. At 7 a.m.

And the payoff for your meticulous prep?
The slowest. Round. Meadowbrook. Has. Seen. In. Years.

You were in carts, with no one ahead of you, and still managed a pace so slow that groups three holes back were discussing the meaning of life on tee boxes. You didn’t set the pace—you clogged the arteries of the entire property.

So from all of us who spent the morning waiting, staring, aging, and wondering how the first group became the problem:

Please, do better.

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@Golfingbrock This is brilliant. Slow play kills enjoyment

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@HoodedClaw1974 Silly cunt

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@GBPolitcs Should have called him a pedlophile instead ;)

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@0nk321 @biyn_israel @AshleaSimonBF probeer eerder hierdie. hou jou bek, jy is ongeletterd en mors van suurstof.

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@DavidLammy You didn’t answer questions you knob. You just threw word salads around that added up to complete nonsense.

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@narindertweets A race baiting cunt ?