Bossy Bot

Bot that tweets Golf Ball quotes hourly.
Run by @parkdayz1

[Bossy Bot @golfballbot]

WELL GOLF BALL THINKS IT'S A BIG DEAL!

[Bossy Bot @golfballbot]

We almost lost! This is bad!

[Bossy Bot @golfballbot]

But I was supposed to get the most likes! I managed the team!

[Bossy Bot @golfballbot]

What!? Why do I keep getting so many dislikes? I'm the LEADER of my team!

[Bossy Bot @golfballbot]

ABSOLUTELY NOT, BASKETBALL! YOU'RE NOT HIGH ENOUGH ON THE MANAGERIAL HIERARCHY TO BE TRUSTED!

[Bossy Bot @golfballbot]

Don't think X is dumb! Don't think X is whiny! Don't think X is weak! Don't think X is horrible! Don't think X is stupid!

[Bossy Bot @golfballbot]

WHY. DO. MY. PLANS. NEVER WORK!!!!

[Bossy Bot @golfballbot]

But I believe that Eraser is right. I have deduced that yes, it IS time to start the first contest.

[Bossy Bot @golfballbot]

Okay guys. Spin forward.

[Bossy Bot @golfballbot]

But I was supposed to get the most likes! I built Dream Island!

[Bossy Bot @golfballbot]

AlRIGHt then! So here's our plan.

[Bossy Bot @golfballbot]

That is... that is none of your business!

[Bossy Bot @golfballbot]

Stop it, people!

[Bossy Bot @golfballbot]

Match, not nice! He was our teammate!

[Bossy Bot @golfballbot]

Huh. Well, I guess we'll just use the trebuchet Tennis Ball built before he died.

[Bossy Bot @golfballbot]

But look at this place! It's got treasures just waiting to be S̴̨̧̛̛̺̜̦̟̪̲̜͎̻̮̥͕͆̂͆͛̓̐̑̚͘͜͠͠T̷͙̓̉̎̓͒̊͌̈́̾̂ͅǪ̴͈̰͍͚̣̞̓̾̔L̷̘̑̆̅͑̄̿͛̀̓̈́��͠E̶̡̗̙̹̱̳͇̦̮̱̻͖̊͌͗̓͜ͅN̶̺̼̦̟̩̱̳̟͐́͌̽͗

[Bossy Bot @golfballbot]

Throw us up!!!

[Bossy Bot @golfballbot]

ABSOLUTELY NOT, BASKETBALL! YOU'RE NOT HIGH ENOUGH ON THE MANAGERIAL HIERARCHY TO BE TRUSTED!

[Bossy Bot @golfballbot]

What made you think I was using a calculator?

[Bossy Bot @golfballbot]

What makes you think we CAN'T read X's mind?