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born to golf. forced to work. also, i ain't selling anything here ;)

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if profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.

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golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.

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if you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. even god can't hit a 1-iron.

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an interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to get worse.

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i regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles. (g.k. chesterton)

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golf combines two favorite american pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick. (p.j. o'rourke)

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golf is a fascinating game. it has taken me nearly forty years to discover that i can't play it. (ted ray)

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golf is played by twenty million mature american men whose wives think they are out having fun. (jim bishop)