Service Menace

Teddy • Veterinary nurse • Fine artist • Flaming

[Service Menace @golfdaddii]

You are going to offend people in the process of getting our rights back. You'll probably disappoint people you look up to, people who value your harmlessness as a virtue. You cannot be an agent for change if you are unable to stomach interpersonal conflict.

[Service Menace @golfdaddii]

Why is this the world where I have to pay $58 for someone at a desk to print a piece of paper that says I've never done any crimes??? Why do I have to do it twice??? Why is a public notice required and why does that cost $300??? Pure ickiness.

[Service Menace @golfdaddii]

If you're tryna change your name, make sure you have about a grand saved up dedicated to the process. This shit is horrid.

[Service Menace @golfdaddii]

@kara_janell Cameron just reminded me about the phrase "vertical drop" and now I'm upset

[Service Menace @golfdaddii]

if "horizontally" means left and/or right, does "vertically" mean up and/or down?

[Service Menace @golfdaddii]

@kara_janell Yeah I bet most people assume it means up, right?

I was gonna say "for example 'jump' implies vertical motion" before I realized "jump /down/" is also a thing. But now I'm in "down=up" territory before 10am and I can't be here rn

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Paramore's Hayley Williams tells fans they’re “dead to her” if they vote for Ron DeSantis:

“I’ll be happy to tell you I’m very fucking comfortable talking politics. If you vote for Ron DeSantis, you’re fucking dead to me. Is that comfortable enough for anyone?”

[Catherine Rampell @crampell]

“No one is teaching your kids to be gay,” a Florida teacher told the room. “Sometimes, they just are gay. I have math to teach. I literally don’t have time to teach your kids to be gay.” https://t.co/TlNciURPt9

[Filippo Ulivieri @nessuno2001]

[Thread] I’ve noticed something odd happening in Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining. True, there’s plenty of odd things going on in The Shining, but this is really weird.

🧵 1/50

[Service Menace @golfdaddii]

I'm dead serious I need answers

[Service Menace @golfdaddii]

I'm never more dyslexic than when I have to enter a 6 digit code

[bowtoyoursensei @bubbleIPL]

@cynicalzoomer conservatives are horny and it makes them upset

[Service Menace @golfdaddii]

It doesn't matter how ripped I get, I will never get this goddam pickle jar open

[Service Menace @golfdaddii]

my friends. please take of this gift https://t.co/lClJIq25MD

[feminist next door @emrazz]

If you’re shocked that a Hispanic person could be a white supremacist you’re never going to believe what I have to share about women and misogyny.

[Colby Gordon @badinfinity2]

If you want a flat chest, you can just go get top surgery. It doesn't have to mean anything

[Service Menace @golfdaddii]

@docmalibu @EdKrassen *coersion

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

🖼️ (1/3)

[Service Menace @golfdaddii]

if Bud Lite wants the queers, they gotta make better beers

[Service Menace @golfdaddii]

@Csmort753 I. Wish.

[Service Menace @golfdaddii]

Went to the bank today because although my credentials are in order and my account is under no restrictions, I cannot access it. Bank representative said, to my face, "Well, as long as your husband can access it, you're fine."

[Tamarra Kemsley @tamarranicole]

Asked for an epidural after almost 24 hours of labor and the male anesthesiologist refused, telling me epidurals were a luxury and that women have been giving birth for thousands of years without it. And that, friends, is why we need more women in medicine.