Jason Segal VERY FUNNY

Just your local Hollywood stud. Actor. Best friend. Very funny and actually underrated according to many.

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@TravisTsunami @benmaster735 @AlanaDLevin Homie there are places that make food outside of nyc! Overpriced hard to get reservations is nothing to brag about. Maybe learn to cook food yourself (oh wait your kitchen in your studio apt prob doesn’t exist)

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Getting #offthegrid and that means #ontoX

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#NewProfilePic

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Pro tip: make one good playlist with lover boy songs on it and tell every girl you meet you made it for her (change the name of playlist to her name) #works

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@QuakeTakes When they were touching fins…I was pissed…but I was also kinda horny?

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In a meeting with 2 females and you start questions with “do you guys know….”

Am I a criminal or is this normal?

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I’ve never related to any movie character more than Forrest Gump chasing Jenny….absolutely retarded and have no chance, but also have no idea I’m retarded and have no chance

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Jon Stewart: “What’s the leading cause of death among children in this country? And I’m gonna give you a hint: it’s not drag show readings”

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

Ciara Should give Future another chance.

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@stoolpresidente

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There needs to be more clothes in hybrid medium/large size. I’m not large but I’m also not a medium

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@elijahis508 Well yeah almost every track has a garbage 808 baseline but 10x worse than 808s n 💔

[max homa @Maxhoma]

Tiger still with better odds to win The Masters than me

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People with entry level jobs in NYC love tagging the financial district as their location

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PB+Js n ice coffe #FUCKWITHME

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@sir_greydar @Wu_Tang_Finance 🤝

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@kieranoday Putting “funk” in function 🕺🏻

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I love Daniel Jones.

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NYC subways is truly the greatest equalizer amongst people. You ain’t better than fucking nobody else down here.

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Pain.