You have $20 to create your ideal golf partner, pick wisely:
Hits 300 yard drives: $30
Wicked slice: $7
Consistently hits fairways: $40
Anger issues: $3
Never 3 putts: $25
Can’t get out of bunkers: $10
BARISTA: what can I get you
ME: medium roast please
B: ok, your gray roots are getting obvious and you have the silhouette of a potato
M: *under breath* damn