josh

parody account

[josh @goliathcrusher]

sometimes i just sit and listen to limp bizkit and giggle

[josh @goliathcrusher]

if you dont want me climbing the library buidling then why does it look like that

[josh @goliathcrusher]

kind of pisses me off to think we’re just walking around breathing in dust all the time

[josh @goliathcrusher]

any time someone wants to show me something, i imagine that person as a dmt machine elf and i become much more receptive

[josh @goliathcrusher]

dont be performative around me

[josh @goliathcrusher]

irish food is just some boiled bullshit

[josh @goliathcrusher]

“ts” is always read as “this shit”, for the reason “this” is too short a word to abbreviate

[josh @goliathcrusher]

somebody with a my little pony pfp is posting their opinions online

[josh @goliathcrusher]

i love when music or other noise plays on youtube videos and the captions read
heat.
heat.
heat.

[josh @goliathcrusher]

i’ve been pissed off for two days straight and it’s because the global elite use DST to disrupt the sleep schedules of the masses and farm negative emotions which demonic entities feed off of

[josh @goliathcrusher]

i’ve never met a single person happy about daylight savings time

i’m convinced it’s a semi-annual torture ritual

[josh @goliathcrusher]

i hate when people walk and their footsteps heavy as hell. like chill godzilla

[josh @goliathcrusher]

very surprised that more people don't know that if you aren't facing me when talking to me i can't fuckin understand what you're saying dude

[josh @goliathcrusher]

the first guy to mix mustard and honey was on some freak shit

[josh @goliathcrusher]

gerard way sings like how black people sound when they imitate white people

[josh @goliathcrusher]

dual wielding weapons is gay

[josh @goliathcrusher]

the terminator though, he's one of the good ones

[josh @goliathcrusher]

some days. i wake up. it's already time for bed

[josh @goliathcrusher]

frankly it's insulting how they're called dumbbells. makes me feel like a fucking retard every time i do a rep

[josh @goliathcrusher]

found myself looking at amazon reviews for dumbbells. "4⭐️- works as intended." idk what i expected