Almost died today.
A robber came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed at me.
Luckily, the 2026 Lions Defense started playing on the TV.
He suddenly started watching and killed himself. Thank god 🙏❤️
John Cena says he has no guilt nor shame about his friendship and relationship with Vince McMahon.
“It’s OK to love somebody when they’re not perfect.”
(@guardian)
Realistic day in the life for majority of young folks today
- Wake up
- Stare at 6.7 inch screen
- Work on a 16 inch screen
- Relax with a 55 inch screen
- Stare at 6.7 inch screen
- Sleep
Sean McVay:
-jacked
-wife is a 27 out of 10
-admits when he makes a mistake instead of glossing like a politician
-tells reporters “I feel like I took a freaking gummy” instead of sterile LinkedIn-speak
-Super Bowl champion
-loved by his players
-can tell you what play he called on 2nd & 4 in the 2nd Quarter of a Preseason game in 2019
-will crush it in broadcasting
-amazing at being serious but you can tell he’s a blast at parties
If you’re not a fan of Sean McVay you’re not a fan of life.