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Lemon is meowing every single time Sarah Palmer calls for Laura. This is what my neighbors are hearing:

Sarah: Laura????
Lemon: meoOoOoOow
Me: baaabyyyy
Sarah: LAURAAA??
Lemon: mreowowowowo
Me: BABY LEEMMMM
Sarah: LAAAAUURRRAAA!!!!!!!
Lemon: MREEOOOOWWWEE

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I need ppl to stop making ai videos of wildlife encounters these ppl have no comprehension of whimsy and it’s testing my patience

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i just want to delete the pixels i picked why in any universe would this be too much to ask??????

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i'm literally sick to my stomach because photoshop won't stop feathering selections even though it's set to 0px and antialias is off, literally wtf is your PROBLEM my stomach HURTS i have never feathered a selection in my LIFE i am the queen of precise selections LEAVE ME ALONE

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I love a Janus films Friday night

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My love language is overhearing other Americans muttering shit hole country at the international terminals

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Always dreaming about Stevie Wonder writing me a love song and it turns out I’m over the moon with thundercat writing Lemon’s theme song 🐈

[Dat @DatDaDatty]

Thundercat being on Yo Gabba Gabba is literally the perfect match. Ts is so fire 😭

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One (1) corn tortilla would solve 99% of my problems

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I slept through my alarm so my brother said “hey siri play punk rock” and I shit out of bed saying “what is this dog shit this isn’t punk”

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Took Winnie to Bois des Vincennes today so he got to scamper around geese and I can hear a few fireworks being set off tonight - it’s like my boys are back home 🥹

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Yes I love animals and cute things but what I really need is for the algorithm to understand that I want to see nothing but Kendrick obliterating Drake for the foreseeable future, we can resume regular operations when I’m good and ready

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nyt mini i hope you enjoyed being a huge loser

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She listened to Pompeii and went straight to work

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It’s so crystal clear that she produced this album and I absolutely love it https://t.co/ENPmSRaMC1

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I said to myself/my dog the other day ‘not me no way no WAY this guy drinking out of cups’ and I had no idea wtf I was talking about

[shannel @shannel_lynn]

the only answer that matters

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@girlziplocked been thinking about flip side to this too: raised in major suburbs and now working in the city, I’m still connected to my family/ community, but because employers/colleagues are transplants, they look down on tending to non-professional relationships as unmotivated/unambitious

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my umbrella is NOT okay

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Ugh paris texas again I am devastated it’s so perfect in every way

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We call this dilly dallying and it’s the height of luxury

[Lecie Geneva @LecieGeneva]

I love a good out & about day. Grabing a smoothie, sitting down at a cute little café. Walking around home decor & clothing outlet stores smelling candles & touching things like “how cute”.

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Ppl disrespecting Andre 3000s new album new litmus test for ppl I don’t want around me

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Obsessed with Gillian Anderson yelling all of her lines in season 1 of the x files