🧼🖐🏼😷GOMER 🏥 Squirrel 🐿 MD👩🏽‍⚕️

ED MD Squirrel working my way through the fruits & nuts that come into the ER... opinions are solely from my squirrelly brain... #BAFERD #RandoDoc

[🧼🖐🏼😷GOMER 🏥 Squirrel 🐿 MD👩🏽‍⚕️ @gomersquirrelmd]

A new year, a new chance to change the world... yours, not mine... now what did you come to the ED for again...?

[🧼🖐🏼😷GOMER 🏥 Squirrel 🐿 MD👩🏽‍⚕️ @gomersquirrelmd]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[🧼🖐🏼😷GOMER 🏥 Squirrel 🐿 MD👩🏽‍⚕️ @gomersquirrelmd]

@LindsayMLand @TheSEFilesPod All I kept thinking was “just wait” and “nope” and the reaction episode was perfection, loved x 3 the voice memos because I knew exactly where you were in the book

[🧼🖐🏼😷GOMER 🏥 Squirrel 🐿 MD👩🏽‍⚕️ @gomersquirrelmd]

@TheSEFilesPod found your podcast three months ago. I have been binging your show from the beginning up to the reactions episode for HM… so many times I was like “just wait” during your predictions… now I’m starting the new season & can follow along while waiting for book 9 🫣

[🧼🖐🏼😷GOMER 🏥 Squirrel 🐿 MD👩🏽‍⚕️ @gomersquirrelmd]

And now I’m kinda invested in how Uncle James is doing and what’s wrong with Bernice…
#WrongNumber #crossedtexts #howisunclejames

[🧼🖐🏼😷GOMER 🏥 Squirrel 🐿 MD👩🏽‍⚕️ @gomersquirrelmd]

@jtrebach I always ask them to pick a category: trauma, drug induced, family drama, teen angst, foreign body, full moon Saturday night… cause I have several for each

[🧼🖐🏼😷GOMER 🏥 Squirrel 🐿 MD👩🏽‍⚕️ @gomersquirrelmd]

In my #yeahthatsnothowthatworks series, Ma'am, I am not going to cat scan your son's head because he "fell and hit the left side of his head and that's where his brain is." When I looked confused, she answered, "He's left brained."

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@bugsandfishes yes

[🧼🖐🏼😷GOMER 🏥 Squirrel 🐿 MD👩🏽‍⚕️ @gomersquirrelmd]

@wiseconnector they used to

[🧼🖐🏼😷GOMER 🏥 Squirrel 🐿 MD👩🏽‍⚕️ @gomersquirrelmd]

@ChelSquishBud Princess Bride
Silence of the Lambs
It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World
50 First Dates
Encanto

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@TheBloggess ConqueRing rings… have quite the collection https://t.co/GE79Cmjmgm

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@tamsully12 Of Oz

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@Cardiac_Cutie

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@DrGoodknight I explain that X-rays are Polaroids, CTs are 3D and MRIs are IMAX 3D with Dolby surround sound… the audience is listening…

[🧼🖐🏼😷GOMER 🏥 Squirrel 🐿 MD👩🏽‍⚕️ @gomersquirrelmd]

Me: ok, so clear liquids until your enteritis clears up
Pt: so beer is a clear liquid, right?
Me: 🤦🏻‍♀️

TBH I wanted to ask if it’s a lager versus a stout… 🤭

[🧼🖐🏼😷GOMER 🏥 Squirrel 🐿 MD👩🏽‍⚕️ @gomersquirrelmd]

@DrGoodknight My favorite was Mac n Cheese or SpaghettiOs with hot dogs cut up…

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@ACShilton Loved my Guinea fowls… get different colors…

[🧼🖐🏼😷GOMER 🏥 Squirrel 🐿 MD👩🏽‍⚕️ @gomersquirrelmd]

Me: What’s the treatment for XYZ..?
Med Stud: *blank stare*
Me: Think back to second year pathophysiology…
Med Stud: Oh, those were dark times…
Me: 😐

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@RepJeffries

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@Shouse34

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@orthokotan Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory...