Jim Shorts

Just having fun - trying to make you laugh a little and smile. Maybe too nice for my own good. Treat a woman right.

[Jim Shorts @GoNavy_32]

I entered 10 puns into a contest to see which would win. No pun in 10 did.

[Jim Shorts @GoNavy_32]

@Bambina28_ Thanks, hun. A cameo appearance anyway ;)

[Jim Shorts @GoNavy_32]

Take care and see ya around.

[💦Slippery Secret💦 @SlipperySecret]

Did he just say weiner!?

[Jim Shorts @GoNavy_32]

*looks around* It's been a while. Just seeing if y'all are okay.

[Jim Shorts @GoNavy_32]

Tampon commercials make it seem like it is fun to be with menstruating women. 

[Jim Shorts @GoNavy_32]

Not to boast, but I put the got in forgotten

[Jim Shorts @GoNavy_32]

When suffering from diarrhea, laughter is NOT the best medicine.

[Jim Shorts @GoNavy_32]

How much older do I need to be to start shopping at VERY Old Navy?

[Jim Shorts @GoNavy_32]

Why do they call it a fart? Asphalt would have been a significantly better name for it.

[Jim Shorts @GoNavy_32]

Breaking News: 5th dentist caves in. Oral-B now unanimously recommended.

[Jim Shorts @GoNavy_32]

How cool would it be if Jessica Biel named her kid Batmo?
- just saying

[Jim Shorts @GoNavy_32]

I don't normally enjoy confrontation, but I'll pick a fight just for the make up sex.

[Taylor @saucydalek]

Just putting it out there, if you're only looking at people's favstar you're missing out some on some twitter gold.

[Jim Shorts @GoNavy_32]

I'm country, yet elegant. So I guess you'd say I'm like the Duke of hazard.

[Jim Shorts @GoNavy_32]

Just say NO to negativity.

[Juggernaut @TheHumanBot]

You're never too late to get right back up and start putting your life back together.

[Smitten Kitten @kitten_mine]

I want to fall asleep in his arms, sore, sated, and safe.

Always unquestionably safe.