Daniel B.U.G. PTM

If being awesome was a crime,I'd be serving a life sentence.

[Daniel B.U.G. PTM @gonciarucdaniel]

When you lied on your resume about having previous sheepdog experience.

[Moon Pie Tags @MoonPieTags]

@gonciarucdaniel Damn.

[Daniel B.U.G. PTM @gonciarucdaniel]

During surgery. #BadTimesToPlayDead

[Daniel B.U.G. PTM @gonciarucdaniel]

Flying a plane. #BadTimesToPlayDead

[Daniel B.U.G. PTM @gonciarucdaniel]

When you throw your kid in the air while playing. #BadTimesToPlayDead

[Daniel B.U.G. PTM @gonciarucdaniel]

As a driving instructor. #BadTimesToPlayDead

[Daniel B.U.G. PTM @gonciarucdaniel]

In front of your six-year-old brother. #BadTimesToPlayDead

[Daniel B.U.G. PTM @gonciarucdaniel]

At a funeral. #BadTimesToPlayDead

[Daniel B.U.G. PTM @gonciarucdaniel]

How to change the cabin air filter on a 1995 honda accord. #WhatSexEdDidntTeachMe

[Daniel B.U.G. PTM @gonciarucdaniel]

How to make girls interested. #WhatSexEdDidntTeachMe

[Daniel B.U.G. PTM @gonciarucdaniel]

There are smells involved.Various...smells. #WhatSexEdDidntTeachMe

[Daniel B.U.G. PTM @gonciarucdaniel]

Algebra #WhatSexEdDidntTeachMe

[Daniel B.U.G. PTM @gonciarucdaniel]

#IQuestionMySanityWhen I scream at my shower knobs for being too hot or too cold.

[Daniel B.U.G. PTM @gonciarucdaniel]

#IQuestionMySanityWhen I walk upstairs to get my keys and forget why i am upstairs...twice.

[Daniel B.U.G. PTM @gonciarucdaniel]

#IQuestionMySanityWhen I like girls that don't like me.

[Daniel B.U.G. PTM @gonciarucdaniel]

My happiness. #BringBackAFad

[Daniel B.U.G. PTM @gonciarucdaniel]

Holding doors for people. #BringBackAFad

[Daniel B.U.G. PTM @gonciarucdaniel]

Block Parties. #BringBackAFad

[Daniel B.U.G. PTM @gonciarucdaniel]

She ate her peas one at a time. #MyReasonsToEndARelationship

[Daniel B.U.G. PTM @gonciarucdaniel]

She cheated at solitaire. #MyReasonsToEndARelationship

[Daniel B.U.G. PTM @gonciarucdaniel]

She said skrimps instead of shrimp. #MyReasonsToEndARelationship