Sophie

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

the average conversation on love island:

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Doing an instagram dump of screenshots of other peoples recent photos

[Bonita Aplomb @OKen_Ishii]

It does seem like people come to the airport to cough as much as they can

[dan @AgentDanie1]

this is how ur 20s feel like

[em ☁️⊹ ࣪ ˖ @cloudhollanov]

me waiting for the cashier to notice me after i screwed up the self check out again

[Sean @panoptisean]

Everyone at Walmart is dying and missing limbs and shit. It’s fucking insane. I feel like I’m visiting a war torn country when I go to Walmart

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

huge untapped market for men who are normal

[cole @juul_survivor]

Drinking on your antibiotics

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

I can’t wait to be somebody’s bitch wife and make him sleep on the couch bc he Annoyed me

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

how can you not be romantic about humanity?

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Prosciutto is so good until it starts tasting like missing people

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

does anyone have anything that I can have?

[⚡️ @nor4ame]

Edward Hopper drew this in 1932 as a reflection of his jealousy toward his wife’s cat.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

we used to be a country

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

[throwing up after 10th margarita]

me: oh no I'm allergic to limes

[jár @jarodzsz]

actually used an entire bag of baby spinach without it rotting and going to waste