Cheuk Sympathizer

i don't want to make a bio twitter shut up

[🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @Scoobydouchebag]

Kirkin hard or Charlie Kirkin?

[dio @lnnysummrs]

they had that boy leaking #CharlieSquirt

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

Source tells me Charlie is stable.

Please god

[Cheuk Sympathizer @gonefishin1969]

at the farmers market with a coffee. eating a hotdog, listening to a mariachi band. live is beautiful

[Cheuk Sympathizer @gonefishin1969]

@fjordimm ive waited like 45 minutes before and it was better than this, it was 7 minutes where you were actively menuing and listening to options

[Cheuk Sympathizer @gonefishin1969]

7 minutes fighting the automated phone agent just for it to tell me they're closed

[Cheuk Sympathizer @gonefishin1969]

Who at google decided it was a good idea to not only give you the option for your default gmail font to be comic sans, but for it to be 1 of the only 11 fonts

[Cheuk Sympathizer @gonefishin1969]

you ever write a function so bad its longer than just rewriting the code its doing

[Cheuk Sympathizer @gonefishin1969]

idk if this is a e2 3rd floor bathroom specific issue, but a frightening number of ppl pee at the urinal while actively using their phone

[Cheuk Sympathizer @gonefishin1969]

do you think do you think i have forgotten about you has forgotten about me?

[Cheuk Sympathizer @gonefishin1969]

so you're telling me an almond mi... no no thats stupid.
she almond on my uhh.. my what till it milk.
uhh..
.
.
my milk almond the way it.. the way it what

uhm

so you're telling me a..
i already tried that.

almond milk. almond milk. milk of almond

al mond milk

my milk
it alm

[Cheuk Sympathizer @gonefishin1969]

@ItsBigJiggy who gets excited for trailers

[Cheuk Sympathizer @gonefishin1969]

my insurance is plotting against me by putting their worker with the raspiest voice on the line so i cant contest my insurance coverage

[Cheuk Sympathizer @gonefishin1969]

another new costco food court item and it isn't the churro #kms

[Cheuk Sympathizer @gonefishin1969]

@freshbanan69312 it is a canon experience to walk into someone pants all the way down when ur in elementary school tho

[Cheuk Sympathizer @gonefishin1969]

recorded myself playing a guitar piece i wrote so i dont forget it but the angle of the camera, the way im sitting, and the guitar line up to make it look like im not wearing pants

[Cheuk Sympathizer @gonefishin1969]

like, "when a white boy leaves the function" in reference to vanilla extract is too beautiful to just be a random joke in a funny youtube baking video

[Cheuk Sympathizer @gonefishin1969]

its so sad to me the the best one-liners are random throw away jokes that will never get the attention they deserve

[Cheuk Sympathizer @gonefishin1969]

is there an equivalent of cinephiles for youtube shorts

[Cheuk Sympathizer @gonefishin1969]

why is transit giving me an extra bussing option where i transfer busses so that it takes 2 minutes longer and i have to walk more??