Everyone is happier once they discover their TRUE PURPOSE in lifeโฆ my TRUE PURPOSE in life is to compulsively MASTURBATE to MINDMELTING AMOUNTS OF INTERNET PORNOGRAPHY! Whatโs yours?!
you weren't meant to resist.
you were meant to slip, squirm, and surrender.
your thoughts turned to mush the second I start talking.
and I haven't even started with you yet ๐ตโ๐ซ
God I fucking love porn so much ๐ I just want to go home and jerk off after work every fucking day but of course I gotta deal with my porn widow at home! I wish sheโd just leave already! Porn is so much better! #porn#goon#gooner#pornaddict
This generation is so fucking doomed โจ
But it's not your fault, righttt? So why even bother to fight it...
You'll end up just as fucked as the rest no matter what you do.
Just let go.
Ruin your attention span for porn and doomscroll your years away ๐ค
Porn addiction is the only option, making your addiction worse is your only goal! Donโt fight it gooners! Embrace porns loving grasp on your brain! #porn#pornaddict#pornosexual#goon#gooner https://t.co/Agm5s6lebc