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will not yield for taxis

[rafferty @GongMasterRaff]

I beat this record every time I eat a burrito

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Fastest time to eat a burrito ⏱️ 🌯 30.75 seconds by Leah Shutkever 🇬🇧

[utc @zayschels]

derby day #utc #ktbffh #coyb

[ummm….. @b00chiespit]

I bet the people trying to read were pissed

[tender @tenderizzation]

claude asking for permission to download entire linux kernel source tree checked out at the exact commit used to build your install after you refuse to give it the sudo password

[rafferty @GongMasterRaff]

@Grrted

[rafferty @GongMasterRaff]

St Pancras filled with people walking around with colanders

[rafferty @GongMasterRaff]

@BePerrinoid3 You can’t wheel them around when the height is extended which isn’t very fun

[rafferty @GongMasterRaff]

@mriaia Just walk over it bro

[rafferty @GongMasterRaff]

CKA exam invigilator asking me to remove “that green thing” (my entire bed) from my room.

[Jorgey @Jorgey_x]

@vxdb lol, don't go to China y'all, they might spy on you. Oh wait...

[Roy @usr_bin_roygbiv]

oh no prod's down time to sit in a call with five people and pretend we're not all talking to an llm to fix it

[mao_wow @realwow_mao]

siri please find the nearest argentinian to me

[mao_wow @realwow_mao]

mannn ion even like football

[rafferty @GongMasterRaff]

22 yellow cards

[rafferty @GongMasterRaff]

@tomwarren

[rafferty @GongMasterRaff]

Who up blocking people on GitHub 🙋‍♂️

[/dev/gaming @gamingnoobdev]

@anonycrats yeap (the website just reeks of ai anyways but just to double check)

[bethastin✨ @bethastin_x]

Can people start to learn the difference between traffic officers and police on Waze

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Riyad.dilhan @RiyadDilhan]

@Israel Darren England is hamas

[rafferty @GongMasterRaff]

Fool.

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

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