May

Ferris Bueller, you're my hero

[May @gonnabmay]

There's no I in denial.

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

happy “what will jimmy butler do with his appearance” day to all those who celebrate

[May @gonnabmay]

My apartment’s rental portal has an option to remember your log in information for 30 days.

I hope you can see why this is incredibly frustrating every month except March.

[May @gonnabmay]

If @netflix is going to kick me off of my family’s account, the least they could do is make it backwards compatible. Acting like I haven’t been compiling my preferences and making my list for the last decade. The algorithm knows what I want and now I gotta start all over??

[Brandon Rahbar @BrandonRahbar]

Thunder currently have:

#2 seed in the West
25 year old 1st Team All NBA player
2023 ROTY runner up
2024 ROTY favorite
2023 COTY runner up
Deep core of young talent
Most draft picks in the NBA
Upcoming state of the art arena
Agreement to stay in OKC until 2050

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

10K retweets and i’ll wear this to oppenheimer

[May @gonnabmay]

@hulu keeps giving me Disneyland ads featuring the Chiefs Super Bowl win.
#gobirds 🥲

[May @gonnabmay]

@hulu needs to learn it’s audience. Keeps giving me ads for Disneyland with the Chiefs Super Bowl win. Go Birds 🥲

[Eagles Nation @PHLEaglesNation]

My QB.

[May @gonnabmay]

@melissa_payavis Ben Simmons

[May @gonnabmay]

Take a shot every time the narrator on @AncientAliens says ‘Ancient astronaut theorists say yes’

[May @gonnabmay]

Conservatives are out here getting riled up because @Carhartt wants to make sure their employees and customers are safe from this modern plague and I’m out here thinking what a perfect time it was for me to buy a new beanie.

[May @gonnabmay]

Joe Goldberg moves to France and *plot twist* starts dating Emily Cooper. Gabriel, Alfie, and half her coworkers end up dead
#YouInParis #EmilyInParis #YOU
@YouNetflix @netflix

[May @gonnabmay]

It’s me mainlining @tacobell hot sauce before bed

[May @gonnabmay]

@JurassicPark2go if you eat Dino chicken nuggets than you’re eating dinosaur’s descendants shaped like their ancestors.

[Rob @thegallowboob]

every damn time

[May @gonnabmay]

@ImoniAriel Sunny D mimosas are a whole vibe tho

[May @gonnabmay]

Feeling a little cheated because Lou Bega never released Mambo's #1-4

[May @gonnabmay]

Literally the only thing I've been able to think about all week.

[ABBA Voyage @ABBAVoyage]

Join us at https://t.co/AAFQLIrqJu #ABBAVoyage

[May @gonnabmay]

I'm not sure if the universe as we know it is real or if we're all living in a simulation, but I know there's no way that this is all in my head & I'm in charge because my brain could never come up with this

[May @gonnabmay]

What other people want from No Way Home
vs. What I want from No Way Home
#SpiderManNoWayHomeleaks