Andrew D. Gooberman, Ph.D.

Professor of Neurobiology at Stanford School of Parody

[Andrew D. Gooberman, Ph.D. @goobermanlab]

It's highly unlikely that anyone will ever succeed in bringing these improvements under one roof or even understanding them all, but it would be cool if there were at least one lab that made this an explicit goal

[Andrew D. Gooberman, Ph.D. @goobermanlab]

The opposition to LLMs is a big tent of , among others, ecologically principled individuals, people who used previous generations of tools that were genuinely snake oil compared to marketing claims, and software devs who have yet to Get It.

[Andrew D. Gooberman, Ph.D. @goobermanlab]

The rate of papers proposing improvements to training, inference, deployment, etc. undoubtedly outpace the eng. capacity and risk tolerance of the companies that own the models.

[Andrew D. Gooberman, Ph.D. @goobermanlab]

Lord forgive me, I will soon start Claude-posting

[Andrew D. Gooberman, Ph.D. @goobermanlab]

@JonathanLorime1 @drumm_colin Modestly confident you could use a hypergraph to formalize double-entry constraints. @MimbresSchool needs a mathematician

[Andrew D. Gooberman, Ph.D. @goobermanlab]

@drumm_colin @drumm_colin if you ever get big enough to start Mimbres Capital Investments and need someone to build options trading software on QuantConnect, though, I might be the guy.

[Andrew D. Gooberman, Ph.D. @goobermanlab]

@drumm_colin I have most of your stated qualifications (mid-level, quite good, born hater, will never care about a tech stack, just not desperate), and I am here to advise you against hiring the overeager coder.

[Andrew D. Gooberman, Ph.D. @goobermanlab]

@drumm_colin You would think the main obstacle here is the wages but actually coding is even less fun than reading books

[Andrew D. Gooberman, Ph.D. @goobermanlab]

Oops. Just woke up.

[Andrew D. Gooberman, Ph.D. @goobermanlab]

Just a little something for the ladies ;)
https://t.co/sWPc7N3JdF

[Andrew D. Gooberman, Ph.D. @goobermanlab]

150-180min/week of Zone 2 cardio is high on the list of science supported practices that vastly improve health. But you ain't got time for that.

[Andrew D. Gooberman, Ph.D. @goobermanlab]

I'm not a doctor. I don't prescribe things. Im a professor. I have tenure and I'm not about to lose it.

[Andrew D. Gooberman, Ph.D. @goobermanlab]

High quality social bonds are based in shared experience. Which is why it's so frustrating no one will watch anime with me.

[Andrew D. Gooberman, Ph.D. @goobermanlab]

It's vital to keep your dopamine levels up throughout this #coldgirlwinter. To #slay throughout the day, get 1-3 minutes cold exposure after waking.

[Andrew D. Gooberman, Ph.D. @goobermanlab]

My chronological age is 47, but my biological age is 14. Do what you will with that.

[Andrew D. Gooberman, Ph.D. @goobermanlab]

Sobel et al. demonstrated that women's tears contain pheromones that decrease levels of testosterone and sexual arousal in men. But I have some doubts about their results, because study participants notably excluded your mom.

[Andrew D. Gooberman, Ph.D. @goobermanlab]

The speed that you ingest fluid, and not just the total amount, helps dictate the urination response. If you’re waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom try waterfalling your last beverage of the day, or use a cute lil curly straw. #fewerwakeups

[Andrew D. Gooberman, Ph.D. @goobermanlab]

A consistent 8-10 hour feeding window has clear benefits. But put some croissants in front of me at midnight and you can forget about all that.