Gracie Petersen

nature is neat.

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My abs and shoulders are sore from playing sand and water volleyball every day last week. It was a successful vacation indeed.

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I'm officially not ok with Shutterfly and its jankity program. My 5 hour project just. somehow. got. deleted. and. I. might. cry.

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I wish you got my jokes sometimes cause I’m hilarious. -Kane

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I have 100 more days to convince Kane that Lover should be our wedding ceremony song. #wishmeluck

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Why does Apple Music suggest music in different languages. Like have I ever downloaded a song in Spanish? No.

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On full stoke right now. Caught some feral neighborhood cats to relocate, checking out a wedding venue today, got some awesome tenants moving in next door AND IT'S ALMOST THE FREAKING WEEKEND!

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Yoga grind started yesterday cause that's when we decided to move our wedding up 4 months. #HunchBackBrideAsOfNow

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Stoked for no more obnoxious trump parades. 🙌

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I'm just glad I'm not $400 million in debt.

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Is it bad that I’ve stopped trying to figure out when my next shower is going to be? Like could be this week but maybe not... #camperlife

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I’ve gone three days without AirPods and I’m feel incomplete without them.

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I’m confused. These people next to me in the Cafe Rio line are holding their masks instead of wearing them. Ummmmmmmmmmm.

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Kane let’s me repeat the new Tswift album but he won’t let me listen to the same song three times in a row. #compromise

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Kane doesn't think Aspen would survive in life if she didn't have such an accommodating owner. I'd like to think my big cat poodle could survive in the wild.

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Aspen definitely knows it's her birthday because she is being so extra and needy.

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I got a $265 ticket for talking on the phone while driving. Cops need to be doing something more productive with their lives.

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Today I officially canceled the most epic Canada road trip. It’s hitting me real hard because I should be in Disney World next week watching my nephews go cray cray over superheroes. #2020IsBecomingLessEpic

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I think Aspen has a disease where she gets every disease. #papillomavirus

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Aspen just let out a turd while humping me.

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I got a tik tok this morning and I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard. Posting fire content but not allowing any followers. Kane won’t allow it. El oh el.