gooby2048🏳🇨🇺🇵🇷

- gods fastest DTW-ATL driver
- when not gaming, I watch tv and maybe do my 9-5 engineering job

[gooby2048🏳🇨🇺🇵🇷 @gooby_games]

!!Taking spouse applications now!!
You get: vehicle discounts, good health insurance
You give: me a meal prepped lunch every day, pay half my rent

[gooby2048🏳🇨🇺🇵🇷 @gooby_games]

@strawberrygeli "The Cure" is gonna end up in my Spotify wrapped for sure

[gooby2048🏳🇨🇺🇵🇷 @gooby_games]

@ctrexrhino You sound like my summer intern

[gooby2048🏳🇨🇺🇵🇷 @gooby_games]

I can't call my gay neighbors my "gaybors" anymore because of woke

[gooby2048🏳🇨🇺🇵🇷 @gooby_games]

@strawberrygeli Dnf

[gooby2048🏳🇨🇺🇵🇷 @gooby_games]

In one of the first scenes in Obsession, the guy literally chooses his own desires (the wishing Willow stick that he keeps) instead of the crystal of sunshine and happiness for the girl, and people on twitter are calling her the villain

[gooby2048🏳🇨🇺🇵🇷 @gooby_games]

Do NOT have a ton of caffeine and see "Obsession" in theaters. I thought I was gonna explode

[gooby2048🏳🇨🇺🇵🇷 @gooby_games]

I'm always keeping one PTO day in reserve, in case It Happens

[gooby2048🏳🇨🇺🇵🇷 @gooby_games]

Actually not telling my dad about my Japan travel dates because I can't stand sharing a hotel room with someone who groans and grunts that much

[gooby2048🏳🇨🇺🇵🇷 @gooby_games]

Phoebe bridgers tickets are actually free if your dad loves you and somehow gets an earlier presale timeslot

[keira @kettlevinyl]

wow the no phones thing is so fucked up everyone should boycott and not buy phoebe bridgers tickets

[gooby2048🏳🇨🇺🇵🇷 @gooby_games]

Listening to my friend scroll tinder:
"This guy has a boat. Like. Wait no we matched, I was joking"

[gooby2048🏳🇨🇺🇵🇷 @gooby_games]

Who do I talk to about the Wikipedia page for cuban pesos being wrong about the 20 cent coin?

[gooby2048🏳🇨🇺🇵🇷 @gooby_games]

"White and Asian kids complaining about college admissions" Spring is over, and "European people complaining about heat" Summer is only beginning

[gooby2048🏳🇨🇺🇵🇷 @gooby_games]

People NEED to stop retweeting and responding to blue check marks with controversial takes. They're literally engineering the most incorrect opinions possible to get you to comment so they can get a paycheck

[maia ✩ @katarapride]

vocês entendem >como< o ciclo avatar funciona? pq n é possível uma pergunta dessas

[gooby2048🏳🇨🇺🇵🇷 @gooby_games]

I was bored so I sidequested my way to the libertarian national convention, and unfortunately I think I'm the hottest person here

[gooby2048🏳🇨🇺🇵🇷 @gooby_games]

I will block as many Instagram accounts as it takes. When I scroll reels, I want to see VIDEOS. Not twitter screenshots with shitty music playing.

[gooby2048🏳🇨🇺🇵🇷 @gooby_games]

I've always been annoyed at (mostly STEM) men who get mad at you if you do something an "incorrect" or "suboptimal" way, but I think the only difference between me and them is that if I judge internally I just wont say anything. Which at the very least is less annoying

[gooby2048🏳🇨🇺🇵🇷 @gooby_games]

@verydarianjae @kyylien Bookmarking, ty for your service

[gooby2048🏳🇨🇺🇵🇷 @gooby_games]

@normalhuman210 I've seen so many blue check accounts posting bullshit for engagement. It's refreshing to see a unique take from a small account just for the love of the game