sterling archer

who made my finger stink?

[sterling archer @goochcommander2]

Had tea with Satan the other day, this nigga spent so much at NIKE

[sterling archer @goochcommander2]

My best friend’s outfit today…🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[sterling archer @goochcommander2]

Super foggy out, almost hit a dog!

[sterling archer @goochcommander2]

Went to the movies with my best friends last night❤️❤️❤️

[sterling archer @goochcommander2]

Why tf did I just watch a video on TikTok of a guy who collects fire alarms?!

[callie @ecktsy]

the craziest thing someone has said to
me lmfaoo is this true

[sterling archer @goochcommander2]

@ecktsy @Sykcosis Damn mommy!

[sterling archer @goochcommander2]

@ecktsy Hamburger

[Zara Quinn @_Zaraquin]

Accurate

[sterling archer @goochcommander2]

@PaulsEgo moms ass is the moon

[sterling archer @goochcommander2]

@dom_lucre He’s a leftist not a liberal. They’re not the same thing

[sterling archer @goochcommander2]

@PaulsEgo I pretty sure a six-eight year old can’t understand could understand the pressure and push back from wearing a dress, the same way kids of color that age range understand the run of the lesson in racism, but also what our parents teach us when we’re that age

[sterling archer @goochcommander2]

Started watching chowder again. So nostalgic.

[sterling archer @goochcommander2]

@KaneRatan What abt you guys making a girl sign an NDA, while also providing alcohol to 19 year olds. And then making her send you a video of her taking an after sex contraceptive, the day after you didn’t wear protection?!

[sterling archer @goochcommander2]

@PaulsEgo Fuckin destiny dude

[The Central Scrutinizer🏴‍☠️ @PaulsEgo]

Luigi is a hero. Luigi is a hero. Luigi is a hero. Luigi is a hero. Luigi is a hero. Luigi is a hero. Luigi is a hero. Luigi is a hero. Luigi is a hero. Luigi is a hero. Luigi is a hero. Luigi is a hero. Luigi is a hero. Luigi is a hero. Luigi is a hero. Luigi is a hero.

[sterling archer @goochcommander2]

Anyone that thinks @elonmusk is smart than @neiltyson is a fuckin idiot

[sterling archer @goochcommander2]

I spilled wine in my bed, luckily it’s white