Taylor Swift

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I think I’m attracted to humans and furries… I’m bi-furrious

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Dan and gay are singing the national anthem right now

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Watching Paragay and the United Gays of America play soccer🔥

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In case you don’t get the joke, it should say “the World Cup” but I replaced “cup” with “cuh”

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I’m watching the world cuh

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@goatsnapback My balls are quite familiar with your plastics

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Putting my food in the Michaelwave

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Me: “Hey siri, who’s the most badass person in the world?” Siri: “You” Me: “You who?” Siri: “YooHoo! big summer blowout!” Me: “Michael”

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@coconutfromdeep @onesidedcoin_ @freakyf1lbert Underrated tweet bro 🙏

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In case anyone doesn’t get it, it’s like the song where they sing “do re mi so fa …” but they sing “doe, a deer, a female deer”

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Doe, a dih, a female dih😂

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In case anyone doesn’t get it, it’s like when cheerleaders are saying “give me an A! Give me a ___”

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Give me an Ahh! Give me a Bih! Give me a Clih! Give me a Dih!😂

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Moms and dads all over the world were gettin busy 9 months ago😂🔥

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Why was everyone born today

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Why is it everyone’s birthday today

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@boyluvr97 A wombat veteran

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@puseyluva6 Gangnam style has no ethnicity 🙏

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@maginedeezballz Guys we found the red coat