paradiddler

I’m weird on the internet

[paradiddler @GoodAndSmartGuy]

The three evolution stages of pongus

[paradiddler @GoodAndSmartGuy]

@sweetAFmaybe AI slop

[paradiddler @GoodAndSmartGuy]

@leodddd @Firebro2020 @SupernovaJayy @themudskip 50/50 lol

[paradiddler @GoodAndSmartGuy]

@Pmosnacks @allenanalysis Please don’t fuck the tea

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

if that’s your mouse than why’s she squeaking me

[james moss @ratboyjames]

blind people be at the movies rubbin they stick on the screen

[paradiddler @GoodAndSmartGuy]

@itssaramuat @BobWulff Yeah the steam machine sure is a handheld pc!

[paradiddler @GoodAndSmartGuy]

@o_____o Lmao kill this guy

[ali @probablyalissa]

[20 minutes after drinking iced coffee on an empty stomach] I think I hauve the parasite

[paradiddler @GoodAndSmartGuy]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a crumb. That’s why I eat drywall on company time 🐀

[paradiddler @GoodAndSmartGuy]

Overworked rat clocking in at his 9-5: I gotta get this chedda 🧀… I gots mouse 🐭 to feed

[paradiddler @GoodAndSmartGuy]

@dorkcockburn Next? Who already died

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

My cat: you changed my treats to shrimp flavor instead of chicken and now my tummy hurts:(
Also my cat: plastic bag🤤🤤🤤

[FUJIMOTOSAN @fujimoto1954]

男は一日に一度は賭けをしなければならない。さもないと、運のいい日を見逃して、それに気づかないままになるかもしれない。

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

man I just be throwing shit in the cauldron at this point. eye of newt hell naw gimme cheese of burger

[🅹-🆂🅾🅽 @ItsmindofJson]

💯

[mars @marsup1al]

getting off my high horse to beat the dead horse

[paradiddler @GoodAndSmartGuy]

@Zomogz @WOKEMONSTER3000 Motionless is right

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Pet rent is the stupidest concept I have ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month he is unemployed

[trevy @chillextremist]

Imagine being a sheep venturing alone into the fog of war