Candy 🦃🥧

A weirdo who likes the beach.

[Candy 🦃🥧 @sweetAFmaybe]

“I ask no more than to live a hundred years longer, that I may have more time to dwell the longer on your memory.” -Jules Verne

[Candy 🦃🥧 @sweetAFmaybe]

@PeteHegseth @POTUS @VP @SecVetAffairs @JennyHegseth You were disrespectful as always. GFY.

[Candy 🦃🥧 @sweetAFmaybe]

@MeidasTouch What a POS.

[Candy 🦃🥧 @sweetAFmaybe]

@kelly_ques No, I did imagine out alternate realities though.

[Candy 🦃🥧 @sweetAFmaybe]

@tmyoungjr Happy he was ok! I'd lose my shit, even if ok!

[Candy 🦃🥧 @sweetAFmaybe]

Bubba got mad at me that I wouldn't share my oreo with him last night. I tried to explain dogs can't have chocolate. He didn't give a fuck. I'm the bad guy.

[Candy 🦃🥧 @sweetAFmaybe]

Can't take care of anyone if you don't take care of yourself!

[MadMoai (tiki) 🗿 @MadOldMoai]

Took a break. Needed it.

Take care of yourself first.

[Candy 🦃🥧 @sweetAFmaybe]

@tmyoungjr that's lucky

[Candy 🦃🥧 @sweetAFmaybe]

@thefarmers_Dog That’s rude. I always pay either a cheese tax, meat tax or a bit of crust tax depending on the sammich!

[Candy 🦃🥧 @sweetAFmaybe]

@Shark5881715566 It’s always good to keep snacks around.

[Candy 🦃🥧 @sweetAFmaybe]

You ever feel like you spent your life as a pressurized can and then someone comes along who pops the lid and everything spills out? Just me?

[Candy 🦃🥧 @sweetAFmaybe]

I either over think, over feel, over share, or over do.

[Candy 🦃🥧 @sweetAFmaybe]

Today is storm prep, lots of rain headed my way which we desperately need! 🥰

[Candy 🦃🥧 @sweetAFmaybe]

@AaronRobbins2 lol

[Candy 🦃🥧 @sweetAFmaybe]

Motrin: breakfast of old people.

[Candy 🦃🥧 @sweetAFmaybe]

You cannot choose what happens to you, only how you react to it. Choosing to remain kind despite survival is logical, because you are choosing yourself, not letting things take more than you have no control over.

[Candy 🦃🥧 @sweetAFmaybe]

We could be housing the vets on the streets instead of making more disabled vets. Just sayin.

[Candy 🦃🥧 @sweetAFmaybe]

Same for her.

[MasMattIsback @mas_isback]

Morning everyone ☕️✌️

[Candy 🦃🥧 @sweetAFmaybe]

Nephew: What are you writing auntie?

Me: A chapter in my book

Nephew: Fiction or non-fiction?

Me: A mostly non-fiction that turns into a fiction

Nephew: Holy shit, you can do that? How? What the fuck?

Me: 😂Kid, you can write anything. Now ssh, I have to kill a character.

[Candy 🦃🥧 @sweetAFmaybe]

Oh, I forgot peanut butter pie too. And I'm prob not done

[Candy 🦃🥧 @sweetAFmaybe]

My Thanksgiving pie list keeps growing. I really need to stop looking at recipes. Pumpkin, death by choc, rasp cheesecake, key lime, lemon sour cream, coconut cream, bananas foster, butterscotch apple, Dutch apple, pumpkin cheesecake, triple berry, pecan, cran/apple/cheesecake...