Good at Rockets

Serving satire with a side of scandal. Political absurdity, celebrity chaos, and the occasional puppet show. Nothing’s sacred, everything’s funny

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@GuntherEagleman @IanJaeger29 You are dumb

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@GuntherEagleman @Hunter_Eagleman Ha!

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@GuntherEagleman I'll show your mom my OH face

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@PstafarianPrice What a skank

[Dr. MemeNstein 🇺🇸🦅 @Coste1Costello]

PBS never had to pay almost $1 Billion for lies

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@IanJaeger29 Good riddance, he's a pedo

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@GuntherEagleman @RandPaul I tagged your mom in the butt last night

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@GuntherEagleman Tom is a corksucker and so is your mom

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@MAGAVoice That slutty one on the right is hot. That mgt chick is gross

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@GuntherEagleman I fucked your mom, David

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@GuntherEagleman Da funk do you mean? They all got trials. They should have just popped all of them like that dumb chick. #traitors

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@MAGAVoice I support her investigating Deez nuts with her mouth. She's sexy as hell

[𝐁𝐞𝐤𝐬 @antifaoperative]

Minnesota state trooper Jeremy Plonski has been arrested for producing child sexual abuse images.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

“Joe Biden shit in my pants”
Donald J Trump.

[Mark 🍁 @Markfry809]

“I want to make it clear my relationship with the president is strictly business”….

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@atensnut Trump has never read a Bible in his life and has probably paid for multiple abortions for his mistresses. If Jesus was around today spreading his message of peace and empathy for the poor he would be deported by this administration. Republicans are hypocrites

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@OldManFred6 @LynneBP_294 I sure am

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@LynneBP_294 It doesn't matter if you agree with it or not. This is literally fake news created by a Russian bot. Why does everyone believe everything on the Internet?