Good Bread Jokes

Enjoy my bread jokes until you get a yeast infection! banner by @TheTsuga (Rip he’s suspended)

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@goodcheesejoke Bread 🤯

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What’s a bread’s favorite genre of music?

Loaf-fi

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What did the bread say when he ate a lemon?

That was sourdough…

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@goodcheesejoke I think I joined after you but I’m not sure

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Dough you remember when I joined Twitter? #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Why did Mr. Sourdough stop asking the hamburger roll for dates?

He didn’t feel kneaded any more!

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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How do they pack the bread at the bakery?

They baguette 🥖

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Bread puns come out of nowhere when you yeast expect it 👀

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What did the loaf say when he saw the view outside?

What a breadtaking sight

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Who’s bready for the new year?

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“I don’t like bread that much” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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What’s your favorite bread to eat just by itself?

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It’s time we unite @goodcheesejoke

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How do you make dog bread?

You use collie flour

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What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?

You deserve butter 🧈

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Where is this someone please tell me

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@goodatdoom I’m bready to crumble

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What’s a bakers favorite TV show?

The Walking Bread!

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@FlightlessNerd1 Bread