Piper

Cobra Kai + crossovers. 21+, literate & friendly. Single shipping with chemistry. No minors. #keepitclassy Layout by @EditsOfNephilim from #𝐒𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐬.

[Piper @goodbye_xmoon]

💇‍♀️- Piper. (Cobra Kai)
💇‍♀️- Moon's ex-girlfriend and new Cobra Kai student. Bitter over the breakup, feeling as if she was a rebound.
💇‍♀️- 21+
💇‍♀️- Literate.
💇‍♀️- Friendly.
💇‍♀️- Crossovers and OCs welcome.
💇‍♀️- Loves banter.
💇‍♀️- Single shipping with chemistry. No lewd accounts please.

[Piper @goodbye_xmoon]

"I don't need Moon's phony crystal ball to say your chances are very high."

[Kobra KYLER @Cobra_Kyler]

@goodbye_xmoon “Hey Piper.. any chance of seeing you in some bunny ears?”

[Piper @goodbye_xmoon]

I hope the Easter Bunny brings @Cobra_Kyler something very special and then goes on to kick Eli's ass.

[Piper @goodbye_xmoon]

I hope everyone in the Valley is doing well, except for Eli.

[✰ 𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗛𝗢𝗥. @numberonecobra]

https://t.co/iGcLHSiUA9

[Piper @goodbye_xmoon]

That match could have gone either way. You can't deny that.

Yeah, but did you see his team? Aside from Miguel and that Devon girl who is now a Cobra, it was pathetic. And I hear they train in a nasty old warehouse or the park? No thanks.

[Faith LaRusso (parody) @EnigmaOfFaith]

So, he was unhappy because Hawk was a better fighter than Robby? Sounds like a personal problem. I appreciate that his students are starting to open their eyes though.

Not your only option. Lawrence originally wanted you for Eagle Fang, didn't he?

[Piper @goodbye_xmoon]

Just thinking of the KING!

You been taking the world by storm?

[Kobra KYLER @Cobra_Kyler]

@goodbye_xmoon “What’s up, Queen?”

[Piper @goodbye_xmoon]

Silver freaked out when Moskoshitz took the men's title. He shouldn't have done what he did. I know that and Tory does too. Some of us can admit defeat.

I'm not lying to myself. I know Cobra Kai has it's issues, but it's my only option right now.

[Faith LaRusso (parody) @EnigmaOfFaith]

Then why didn't she? Why did the ref have to ignore two hits from Devon and Sam so Tory could win. Suspicious.

Cobra Kai by definition means petty. Look it up. But keep lying to yourself if it makes you feel better.

[Piper @goodbye_xmoon]

// Notifications suck. That is all.

[Piper @goodbye_xmoon]

Who wouldn't?

#kylerisking

[Kobra KYLER @Cobra_Kyler]

@C0braKaiPrincss “Nah. YOU want some of this. Don’t pretend you don’t.”

[Piper @goodbye_xmoon]

@johnnyslawrence I don't know if sequels count, but I've only seen a couple Friday the 13th movies. I've also never seen IT, The Purge or Hostel. I refuse to watch Hostel.

[𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 (parody) @ofbohoprincess]

|| really missing the CK verse right about now

[𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐁𝐘 𝐊𝐄𝐄𝐍𝐄 (𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐩𝐭 𝟐) @cobrasedge]

𝑹𝒐𝒃𝒃𝒚 𝑲𝒆𝒆𝒏𝒆'𝒔

𝑰𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒅𝒖𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏

[Piper @goodbye_xmoon]

There's The King!!!

[Kobra KYLER @Cobra_Kyler]

@goodbye_xmoon -sad?

[Piper @goodbye_xmoon]

We agree on that. Tory could have won on her own merits --- she's that bad ass.

As for me, I'm not petty. You mentioned Karma, well, I just want it to come for those who deserve it.

[Faith LaRusso (parody) @EnigmaOfFaith]

Because it only happens to people who are petty and carry bad intentions with them?

I'm not blaming you for your Sensei being a royal jackass. But he is. I heard about the cheating scandal. Paying the ref? How low can he go?

[Piper @goodbye_xmoon]

It hasn't to Moon yet...

I didn't join Cobra Kai because of Silver. You can't blame me for whatever he's done.

[Faith LaRusso (parody) @EnigmaOfFaith]

Just remember. Karma is a bitch. What comes around goes around.

Yeah, last I checked, snakes aren't on the invite list. I guess Silver shouldn't have done what he did and maybe then things could be different.

[Piper @goodbye_xmoon]

// Missing Moon and my OTP that will never die.

This is true love and I don't care what anyone else says.

[Piper @goodbye_xmoon]

Never. He deserves everything I'm dishing out and more.

Well, I wasn't invited. A shame too because I'd make the trip really interesting.

[Faith LaRusso (parody) @EnigmaOfFaith]

Hawk is fine. Come on, leave him alone.

Your loss, really. Japan is gorgeous. So much better than California.

[Piper @goodbye_xmoon]

I think he should be sent off to military school. With Hawk!!

Well, lucky you... I'll be here in the Valley with clean air. No bed piss smell here! Send me a postcard.

[Faith LaRusso (parody) @EnigmaOfFaith]

Not successfully. If you lived a day with my brother, you'd understand. He would get away with murder. Finally dad broke his precious tablet though. I laughed about that.

I'll keep that in mind. And uh no....since he started his new tech job he couldn't get away...he sent Hawk.

[Piper @goodbye_xmoon]

@ck_vi3 // The grave name though!! I shouldn't have laughed, but when I saw that, I did.

[Piper @goodbye_xmoon]

Do your parents discipline at all? Because it doesn't seem like it.

Well, bring some rubber sheets for the guys at the hotel. They'll thank you! Is Demetri not going on this trip?

[Faith LaRusso (parody) @EnigmaOfFaith]

Sorry to burst your bubble. I don't really think revenge is the way to go here. Also they get the hotel. I've been living in my great Aunt's old house. I invited Sam to bunk with me but that's about it. I won't even let Anthony stay. That twerp stuck some gum on my hair dryer.