Chris Schmid

The musings of a madman.

[Chris Schmid @gooddrippins]

@Lynxabi @WhoWilliB @dc_mma @danawhite I have no useful opinion about the fight, but to be fair to the WHO they're dealing with a novel virus, and have said they don't have all the facts yet. They're not wizards lol

[Chris Schmid @gooddrippins]

@TedShields13 @hioppr @RonnieBowling76 @TheUFCStats @Benaskren @ufc I like Conor and Khabib, but that's like saying if Conor hadn't been punched as much he would've out landed Khabib.

[Chris Schmid @gooddrippins]

@DrAcePugh @chuck_F_1990 @washingtonpost I think I'm going to go ahead and trust the, actual, doctor and not the dude with the F-150 banner photo, in this one.

[Chris Schmid @gooddrippins]

@Jonny_J_Johnson @DuvetMarcel @RRalstonAgile @chrislhayes Very different things, but I'll entertain you. I'm sure if roughly 5% of everyone who drove died in cars wrecks the roads would indeed be shut down. But since that's not the case, that's not a problem. The issue is this virus. And things need to be shut down to stop the spread.

[Chris Schmid @gooddrippins]

@Jonny_J_Johnson @DuvetMarcel @RRalstonAgile @chrislhayes Is this seriously being debated? Get off your fucking pretend high horse. Keeping people alive and healthy will always be more important than money. How the fuck are you even arguing that point?

[Chris Schmid @gooddrippins]

@CHRISTO92556652 @RRalstonAgile @chrislhayes And those of us with older or immunocompromised loved ones want to keep social distancing up to keep them alive. Almost like you guys aren't the only people that matter. Think before you tweet. Genius.

[Chris Schmid @gooddrippins]

@theLamareffect @PatriotBeez @matzdanowicz @the_resistor @CBSNews Shh. Don't you know you're not allowed to argue someone's point using facts!?

[Chris Schmid @gooddrippins]

@SamChatter @markhoppus His blood probably poisons the virus.

[Chris Schmid @gooddrippins]

Hey @fakedansavage you and the #savagelovecast are invaluable to me as a bartender. Now whenever anyone asks me for relationship advice I just tell them to listen to you! Thanks for saving me a lot of time and energy!

[Chris Schmid @gooddrippins]

@wackpackjack @martinmacmahon @BKennedyStar @NEWS1130 I think dividing this kind of issue between liberal and conservative north american ideologies is exactly what the CCP wants. If we're too distracted bickering about whether or not Trump is good, we can't get in the way of them raping our, and everyone else's resources.

[Chris Schmid @gooddrippins]

@mishaperiphery I'd like to be embracing the quickening, solidifying the fact that I am, indeed, the one true immortal. #therecanbeonlyone

[Chris Schmid @gooddrippins]

@outlawcharlos @Klitschko I'd watch it.

[Chris Schmid @gooddrippins]

@JaredDines This is why people need stage sound. All of this could have been avoided if they had a cab hooked up to that Kemper.

[Chris Schmid @gooddrippins]

@angrytacoz @MitziVictorius @billmaher There's at least four in their response tweet. No capital letter at the start of both sentences, a space between the end of the first sentence and the punctuation, and the extra, unnecessary period in the second ellipsis. Lol.

[Chris Schmid @gooddrippins]

@JaredDines Bowling For Soup's 1985 anyone?

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@elliotcoleman I think a lot of that actually worked. Just slow it down a bit homie. Theres nothing wrong with being a "feel" player! Or of you want someone to throw some shit down for free hit me up! I'm 100% serious I'd be happy to help.

[Chris Schmid @gooddrippins]

@tomsegura They're all pretty much the same movie anyways. If you've seen one you've seen em all.

[Chris Schmid @gooddrippins]

@elliotcoleman If you eat me I'm gonna be super upset. Maybe even upset enough to write you a strongly worded letter about my feelings. #rodserlingsvoiceisaudiblechocolate

[Chris Schmid @gooddrippins]

@elliotcoleman You forgot this one. That comes just before the first Creed movie. Other than that you're bang on.

[Chris Schmid @gooddrippins]

@fakedansavage in regards to the person who's thinking about using the clone a willy, on the most recent #savageIovecast have nothing to say about their ethical quandary, rather, just when I tried it all I managed to make was a trypophobic nightmare, pink, ogre cock. Be careful.